Dang Women!

I had a guy tell me that while deer hunting he had kept a journal of every detail. for years he did this. I have since considered making a journal on my wife the same way. Then when I see a pattern not only could I show her years of data but I would also have it documented so it would become fact. I don't think I would show her while alone but maybe at a marriage counselors or something. I would also know for instance...... The fifteenth is the first day of hell week and I need to send flowers and a gift card that day and take off work to babysit so she can have some alone time. Clean the house and make sure no controversial topics are mentioned the whole day. If they are brought up by her I can just say, "You know Hun I never thought of it that way I think you might be on to something, lets discuss this next week so you can enjoy your day off." I guess i'm pretty stupid come to think about it. I know the answer but for some reason I keep banging my head against the brick wall. I might have to do some thinking on the physiological mechanics why I do that. Next time I see the Medusa metamorphosis happening i'm going hunting so I can think about it better.