Take a 12 ml syringe full of straight Dominion. Run a line from base of tail down back to base of head.
And kick back.
Its very relaxing to have a beverage, take the guard off your bug light, gargle with bleach and watch vietcong fleas learn a new language utilizing rosetta stone.

miles you never fail to amuse me. we would have a ball with a case of beer and a bondfire.
i was told to do a 50/50 with water mix on the dogs. tho. may try to use straight solution