Mortal Combat spell it right bud ! an no i never have played any video games nor watch any cartons! i was raised in Louisiana with red bones and beagles an a shoot gun in my hand!! back to the point, so if u think about stupid #2 when going in on a hog then your going to get hurt sooner or later ...
Before you spellcheck someone else, pretty sure Shotgun is spelled with one O, and Mortal Combat is spelled Mortal Kombat

I grew up in Louisiana to with cur dogs and guns and I've never experienced this punch of death

don't get your panties in a wad, it's a joke, so why not just tie the hog instead and kill him later.
Flawless Victory !

LOL
Flawless victory! Hahaha that actually did make me lol.
I was just about to type out " Finish him"
Or Lu kang wins , till I saw this!
And heck, I've cuaght plenty of salt flat hogs as well as grain feild hogs, i generally remember either ropes or a knife, but There has been a time or two that I've walked out without boot laces or the band of my tighty whities. Haha