Dumbest things that you've heard.

You won't catch any hogs around here with loose baying dogs!
You won't catch any hogs around here with rough dogs

There's a hog over in blank-n-blank pasture that'll kill every dog you got!
That's the one I want to set out on, I know he'll bay! Lol

I've said a few that some folks probably thought were the dumbest things they'd ever heard till they saw it happen,
When bayed in a tank, "don't turn the bulldog loose, let me tell the dogs to bring him over here"
When hearing a sporadic bay "thats a sounder, just pick a stump and wait till they're settled"

Of course I've got the experience and wisdom at this point to not even believe my own BS half the time! Lol