Well boys, everyday I come home and check the status of this little debate and set those brave few of you straight for talking sh** about us girls. Well the one thing ya'll have protecting ya'll is distance. I see ya'll as the visitors that come to the zoo to see the lion. The visitors feel safe because of the 8" of glass that keeps them seperated and out of harms way. But, for one unlucky fellow the cage door accidentally got left open today. You all have yourselves to blame for this, as Chance sometimes lacks the capacity to give adequate forethought. He has blindly set his self up to walk right into the lion's mouth. I have read his 10 laws and have found no humor in them at all! So as I sat here thinking I have thought of several things that will make it feel as though I have regained my dominate position and taught Chance a lesson. By no means do I mean to kill him but, today will be a life changing experience for him.
While I am not a professional at administering the tortures, surgeries, castration, and gender change that I am about to perform, I feel that there is no better way to learn than to practice hands on! I have sent Chance out for a few moments to feed the animals for the afternoon because I am sure I will be to tired to take care of them myself once I am done with this project. Once he comes back in the house I plan to lure him in with some sexy lingerie when he takes the bait I will inject him with the tranquelizer shot, tie and gag him, hook him up to the IV of Dextrose, and then get creative with all of the other things that I have laid out. The alcohol is not for sterilization, as cleanliness is not my concern, it is for when he begins to come to. I will poor that along with a little salt into the open wounds just to make sure the lesson sticks. The bloodstop is only to keep him from bleeding to death. As I said, I do not wish to kill him only teach him a lesson.
So for all of you other brave guys out there. Always know what your opponent is capable of and know the tools that she has at her disposal. Also on a side note, Underdog, I understand you will be coming over this afternoon. I will be going back and looking through the post to see which side you have been supporting. If it is the guys you might want to rethink your visit. And anyway Chance won't be ready for visitors yet.
As for the rest of you, I am looking forward to dealing with ya'll next.
