Mules

Craig, that picture belongs on a Christmas card!

Cward, I like cattle's donkey. I think he'll be really cool with a sliding stop and a spin. Give cattle a couple months with him and I bet that donkey will be the envy of the county. I want a dairy cow too, and I already have chickens. When you and rowdy get his coop built, I'm gonna send him some chickens- the kind that lay green and blue eggs. Have a hen hatching some now. And I have seen cattle in person. He is plenty big enough to whoop you and rowdy for roping his chickens. I think the chickens will be safe.

Krystal, I don't know what we are going to do for you. You have to shave your ass way too often. It seems like every time I talk to you there is about to be shaving going on. This is really becoming a problem.

Matt, you have like a month to get moved, build your pens, build a barn, and get a horse or mule. This will only give you a couple months to get him in shape for our little north texas outing. I think we need to move this process along!

Cheers
M