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« Reply #20 on: August 09, 2010, 01:58:48 pm »

Hey Ninja, if you recall when you were at our booth I told you that some folks told me that the video made us look fat.... was it true?  Evil Grin Cheesy
I couldn't wait for you to get home and watch that movie because I knew what was in store for you. My anticipation of our movie viewing was further hightened when I read that nice email you posted about finding flaws with the show on stick-n-move and his wife's new, nice, big screen 72" plasma TV. I was chomping at the bit and was actually expecting a midnght phone call from you that, I figured, would have consisted of you telling me how sorry I was. Grin  I have a hilarious image of your little bald head running in circles apologizing and trying to find the remote. I have to give myself a pat on the back for this prank. It is one that will be hard for even me top but, don't worry, because I will still try too.  Grin
Hey those ain't zebra stripes... that's what I call my prision issues. And Ted's wife and I could shop at the same store, I am not sure, does she shop at Tacky T-backs? Grin
I am glad you took the joke so well; you seem to be a great guy! I look forward to round 2 with you!!! Thank you Stick-n-move (and to your wife) for going along with the prank, but next time, make sure that video camera is rolling!!!!!  Wink
Well stick-n-move I can't help your daughter has good taste. Cheesy Grin We would be more than happy to have her with us girls and I believe I can handle teaching her how to tie a pig up. Just tell her to let us know when she is ready to tag along.  Wink I am sure I can also teach her the art of joke playing while I am at it too.  Evil Grin


“Fat” is not the word I would use to begin a description of the gals in that video Pistol!!! Shocked

I took the joke very well because it impressed the heck out of me!
As big a prankster as I am, I can’t compete with that even though I plan to try! Evil Yall take it to a whole different level that’s for sure!

As for stick-n-moves daughter Mac, that girl is almost ready! I stayed aggravated at her for the longest in the beginning. She has run over me 3 times with the wheeler (NO JOKE) while we were trying to hunt. She wouldn’t shut up unless I threatened to beat her with a dog lead either (still not joking)! Poor driving skills and being whinny and chatty! Imagine that? Those traits usually come with the plumbing so I didn’t hold it against her and kept letting her come along. Wink
She has come a long way and watches the dogs as close as the rest of us do now. To many times I have broke away from the rest of the guys, running and crawling through the stickers, swamps, mud and thorns only to look back and Mac be the only one with me! 
The only thing I don’t like about her is that she doesn’t believe me any more when I tell her I am going to beat her with a dog lead!
I tried telling her one time that if she didn’t stop I was going to whip her dad but that just made it worse! Lol

You guys are even more fun and beautiful in person and I had a real good time finally meeting the HDL girls and visiting with the former lotion boy Chance.

PS. My lovely wife got all 300 hundred pounds of herself in the HDL shirt I bought her and she really likes it.  That little note you wrote to her on the back of the picture really did get me in trouble!!!! Not funny Pistol!!!!!!!!!!! :'(

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« Reply #21 on: August 09, 2010, 02:15:50 pm »

  laugh Hahaha.....BoarNinja, there are no limits to what Crystal will think up. I know that you want to get even, but that may backfire. LOL Shocked
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« Reply #22 on: August 09, 2010, 02:25:33 pm »

I sat here and read this whole  thing an yall crack me up
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« Reply #23 on: August 09, 2010, 02:36:02 pm »

When I talked with Alan on the phone about all this, there was one really scary part.  When asked what he did with the video, he said something I will never forget, "I did the only sensible thing to do.  I took it home to the wife, and watched it 6 hours straight.  The kids were out for the evening.".

Crazy stuff I tell you.
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« Reply #24 on: August 09, 2010, 02:41:35 pm »

Hey Ninja, if you recall when you were at our booth I told you that some folks told me that the video made us look fat.... was it true?  Evil Grin Cheesy
I couldn't wait for you to get home and watch that movie because I knew what was in store for you. My anticipation of our movie viewing was further hightened when I read that nice email you posted about finding flaws with the show on stick-n-move and his wife's new, nice, big screen 72" plasma TV. I was chomping at the bit and was actually expecting a midnght phone call from you that, I figured, would have consisted of you telling me how sorry I was. Grin  I have a hilarious image of your little bald head running in circles apologizing and trying to find the remote. I have to give myself a pat on the back for this prank. It is one that will be hard for even me top but, don't worry, because I will still try too.  Grin
Hey those ain't zebra stripes... that's what I call my prision issues. And Ted's wife and I could shop at the same store, I am not sure, does she shop at Tacky T-backs? Grin
I am glad you took the joke so well; you seem to be a great guy! I look forward to round 2 with you!!! Thank you Stick-n-move (and to your wife) for going along with the prank, but next time, make sure that video camera is rolling!!!!!  Wink
Well stick-n-move I can't help your daughter has good taste. Cheesy Grin We would be more than happy to have her with us girls and I believe I can handle teaching her how to tie a pig up. Just tell her to let us know when she is ready to tag along.  Wink I am sure I can also teach her the art of joke playing while I am at it too.  Evil Grin


“Fat” is not the word I would use to begin a description of the gals in that video Pistol!!! Shocked

I took the joke very well because it impressed the heck out of me!
As big a prankster as I am, I can’t compete with that even though I plan to try! Evil Yall take it to a whole different level that’s for sure!

As for stick-n-moves daughter Mac, that girl is almost ready! I stayed aggravated at her for the longest in the beginning. She has run over me 3 times with the wheeler (NO JOKE) while we were trying to hunt. She wouldn’t shut up unless I threatened to beat her with a dog lead either (still not joking)! Poor driving skills and being whinny and chatty! Imagine that? Those traits usually come withplumbing so I didn’t hold it against her and kept letting her come along. Wink
She has come a long way and watches the dogs as close as the rest of us do now. To many times I have broke away from the rest of the guys, running and crawling through the stickers, swamps, mud and thorns only to look back and Mac be the only one with me! 
The only thing I don’t like about her is that she doesn’t believe me any more when I tell her I am going to beat her with a dog lead!
I tried telling her one time that if she didn’t stop I was going to whip her dad but that just made it worse! Lol

You guys are even more fun and beautiful in person and I had a real good time finally meeting the HDL girls and visiting with the former lotion boy Chance.

PS. My lovely wife got all 300 hundred pounds of herself in the HDL shirt I bought her and she really likes it.  That little note you wrote to her on the back of the picture really did get me in trouble!!!! Not funny Pistol!!!!!!!!!!! :'(



Well Ninja I guess we can call that Pistol 2 Ninja 0 ? I hope that you aren' in to much trouble though but, I figure, she is used to your harrassments so it is something that is not unexpected from you.
Are you ready to start a new battle so soon with me ? Cause that plumbing joke is only gonna get you in more trouble with.!  Wink Nice, the dog leash threat always works. LOL! Well make sure you have ALL of those kinks worked out of her before I take over. I don't want to be on the mamed & injuried list! LOL! Well she seemed to be a great kiddo at the expo...ya'll keep up the good training!

BTW... flattery willl get you no where with me Ninja. But, we had a great time meeting you as well I apologize that I didn't have more time to sit around and shoot the breeze with you. When you get a few spare minutes lets make a hunt together!

PS... I am glad that you enjoyed the ENTIRE 6 hr marathon!!! That should have made everything OKAY with the wife!!!  Grin Evil
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« Reply #25 on: August 09, 2010, 11:42:53 pm »

For the record you guys, my sister informed me that anything 180-200 lbs is not fat, it's called fluffy. Anything 200+ is just plain out fat. Hope this helps. Lol
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« Reply #26 on: August 10, 2010, 05:48:08 am »

When I talked with Alan on the phone about all this, there was one really scary part.  When asked what he did with the video, he said something I will never forget, "I did the only sensible thing to do.  I took it home to the wife, and watched it 6 hours straight.  The kids were out for the evening.".

Crazy stuff I tell you.

I hope everyone realizes I was only kidding. Alan never said any of the above. I sure thought it was funny though.

Alan, it takes a good man to take the amount of ribbing you take. Thank you for helping to make this forum a fun place.
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« Reply #27 on: August 10, 2010, 09:01:52 am »

  laugh Hahaha.....BoarNinja, there are no limits to what Crystal will think up. I know that you want to get even, but that may backfire. LOL Shocked

That’s what I’m thinking!!!  Undecided

Crystal don’t worry about me and the wife. I can fix her up with a little gift to smooth things over. Wink Its gonna take some thinking to beat that Shop Vac I got her for Christmas though.  Huh? Any suggestion under $40 will be greatly appreciated folks.

And yes! I need a break from that last Pistol whippen. I’m about bled out already. If you give me a pass on the pluming joke, you can use it against me later! Wink

Josh, I know its all in fun so dont worry about me. I dont Ninja people that dont need Ninjaing . Cheesy

I have had a blast laughing at the comments, antics, and joking that everyone does on this board with each other! Life is too short to be serious all the time.

O...Tiny, I agree with your sister! And fluffy is fun! Grin The gals on that video passed fluffy by another 200 pounds at least! So whatever Fat is, they passed that up too!!! Shocked
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« Reply #28 on: August 10, 2010, 09:22:26 am »

Nija throw the DVD away man it was a joke you don;t have to keep watching it!!I have notice that you have been slacking on the board so you must be watching the DVD with the pretty yeller dog on the front of it!! 6hrs over and over again I know it takes alot for it to soak in but you can give it up!!LOL

Pistol really wants to know did she look fat in the video!!!

All in All That is when you know Pistol likes you!!She is full of pranks and got tons of them up her sleave!! My kids do not beleave anything we say!! Witch is a bad thing they don't never take us seriuos!!Well unless I pull the bullwhip out!!LOL

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« Reply #29 on: August 10, 2010, 10:39:39 am »

Nija throw the DVD away man it was a joke you don;t have to keep watching it!!I have notice that you have been slacking on the board so you must be watching the DVD with the pretty yeller dog on the front of it!! 6hrs over and over again I know it takes alot for it to soak in but you can give it up!!LOL

Pistol really wants to know did she look fat in the video!!!

All in All That is when you know Pistol likes you!!She is full of pranks and got tons of them up her sleave!! My kids do not beleave anything we say!! Witch is a bad thing they don't never take us seriuos!!Well unless I pull the bullwhip out!!LOL



Chance I assure you that the video has not been view passed the “Start up” menu but I just can’t bring myself to garbage it just yet! I have 3 guys that want to see the HDL girl’s video and want to barrow my copy! Evil
They dont know the joke! lol. If they want to see the real HDL girls then they can buy their own dang copy! Evil  Wink

I have to admit that Pistol did not look fat in the real video either but she is put together kinda funny since you ask. Undecided Conformation symmetry does not make a woman so don’t let that bother you Pistol. Wink lol
I still plan to submit a report of my comments on the video but I have one question before I can do that.
According to comments in the video, Crystal thinks Julie either has a "candy azz" or is one. LMAO!!  They were in the heat of battle with a good boar in a tight spot so I am not exactly sure.
Could someone please define “Candy azz” for me and how that applies to Julie! hahaha
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