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« on: December 20, 2010, 01:19:47 pm »

I notice pee on my truck a few weeks back and did not think a dog could go the high. Then I noticed more on my driveway. Now it is in front of my door. I was thinking about the best way to handle the situation. I have some motion sensor lights I was going to put up. I thought about calling the law. I even thought about asking my neighbors. But I have decided to get a camera system with motion sensor technology. That way I can figure out the time he is coming by. Then I am going to take him down and Rappa Tappa Hooey him with his wee wee hanging out. Then call the law to get a hog tied pee pee man. To make it great I want to get it all on video! Then I can put it on You Tube! You don't mess with a man that enjoys the hunt as much as I do. This is like find a good rubs right in my front yard!
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« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2010, 01:29:42 pm »

haha! gettem!
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« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2010, 01:50:59 pm »

How much have you had to drink sir? 
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« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2010, 02:17:28 pm »

Lol good luck better go with infered so he don't see the flash
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« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2010, 02:18:32 pm »

Oh yeah forgot to tell u there has been a couple bigfoot sightings in ur area
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« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2010, 03:36:46 pm »

 Maybe some rat shot to the behind would fix his bladder problem.  Grin
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« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2010, 03:53:38 pm »

id put a foot so far up his @^^ , his prostate wouldnt work anymore!!!gotta lrt us know how this one turns out .. .....probly more PETA pranks!!!lol
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« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2010, 06:06:15 pm »

Lol good luck better go with infered so he don't see the flash

I am getting a multi-camera system with multiple types of cameras. I will be getting great video with or without light. I have a relative that does this for major security problems. So I called him up and took measurements. There will be no flashes. But if he tries to say he did not do it or I hit him the whole thing will be on video. The system will even alert me when there is movement. I will be adding cameras to cover my dogs. I would place bets on who I think it is. He picked the wrong person to mess with. It will be next month before I get the system in but I will be getting every pimple that comes near my house. I just can't wait to tell the cop that Pee Pee Man is really hog tied Grin
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« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2010, 06:30:54 pm »

Lmao my security system is my dogs have them chained so at least 1 dog can see every side of the house and the cds are the closest haha.  Had a guy come down here the other night man he high tailed it out of here fast
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« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2010, 06:37:00 pm »

KICK HIS A$$ SEA BASS!!!! Grin
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« Reply #10 on: December 20, 2010, 07:19:09 pm »

KICK HIS A$$ SEA BASS!!!! Grin

I laughed good at this post. Good stuff I tell you.
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« Reply #11 on: December 20, 2010, 08:14:26 pm »

Talked to my dad. He said put up no trespassing signs so he gets arrested and not just a ticket. Then with cameras rolling lead with my chin so there can be more charges. I plan to move this next year to a few acres. Then I can just let dogs take care of stuff. Of course my dad said to chain my dogs in the front yard or put hot wire out for him to pee on. But I know if they are wear rubber soled shoes it don't shock them. But if stick a wire in their pocket that touches the ground your friend will be real mad and hit you a bunch of times once he recovers. Grin But I want this guy to go to jail and I know the deputies want him there too.
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« Reply #12 on: December 20, 2010, 09:21:56 pm »

Good luck catching the PeePee bandit.  Sounds like punk kids in the neighborhood.
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