i got a call from the mayor of a little town today becuase a little ol widow woman is scared to leave her house becuase of some aggresive ferals. this is smack in the middle of town on a busy highway so i thought it better to leave the dogs behind and acsess the situation. about ten minutes later i realized i mustve left my brain back at the house. i didnt see the offending pig but his track is MASSIVE and her neighbor tells me its as big as his calves. that remains to be seen and as of right now im assuming hogzilla will be nothing more than somebodys pet duroc that got to big, but heres where i felt like an idiot;
she said on the phone i need you to come get this pig becuase hes really big but what i really need you to catch is a vicous feral goat thats running off my horses and eatting all their feed, hes real sweet to people though, you can probably just put a rope on him and put him in your truck.
turns out hes a she, she appears to be very pregnant and shes a freaking pygmy goat!!!!!!!!! the lady spent thirty minutes trying to get her to come and eat and after all that time with no luck i laughed and said id grab her, and spent the next hour chasing and cornering this little terd to no avail. i looked like the biggest idiot in Texas!!! after all that was said and done i got her to agree to letting me bring a dog to grab her and the big pig with.
for those of you who remember my recent goat troubles, i think i have just the dog to do the trick
ihope to have pictures up by the weekend of this little horned devil and hogzilla, wish me luck
