Man walks in to a bar with a monkey on his shoulder, sits at the bar and orders 2 Bud Lights.
The Monkey downs his beer then eats all the peanuts on the bar, the man pays for the beers and leaves.
A Week Later Again...
The man come in with the Monkey sits at the bar orders 2 Bud Lights.
The bartender snatches up the peanuts and puts out Corn nuts!!
The monkey downs his beer then eats all the corn nuts,the man pays and leaves.
A Week Later Again...
The man come in with the Monkey sits at the bar orders 2 Bud Lights.
The bartender snatches up the peanuts and Corn nuts, scoops up a bowl of bottle tops and puts it out on the bar.
The monkey downs his beer then eats all the bottle tops,the man pays and leaves.
A Week Later Again...
The man come in with the Monkey sits at the bar orders 2 Bud Lights.
The bartender snatches up the peanuts and Corn nuts, and leaves nothing on the bar!
The monkey downs his beer then looks up and down the bar for something to eat,,,
About that time a cue ball bounces off the pool table and rolls down the bar .
The monkey grabs the cue ball and down it goes,the man pays and leaves.
Three Weeks Later
The man come in with the Monkey sits at the bar orders 2 Bud Lights.
The bartender snatches up the peanuts and Corn nuts,leaving nothing on the bar !
The monkey downs his beer,runs to the end of the bar and grabs the bowl of cherrys,,
Goes back to the man sits down gets a cherry from the bowl shoves it in his butt,pulls it out and eats it!!
Does this 3-4 times and the bartender yells (I've put up with your Monkey eating every thing but thats nasty!!
Whats the matter with him?
The man replies,(After Crapping Out That Cue Ball He Checks Everything For Fit First !!)
