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TexasHogDogs
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« on: May 16, 2011, 03:34:55 pm »

Went out and ck my traps today has not been noting for a while now in them.  Ck the first one noting and was about a 100 yards from the other one didnt look like noting was in it so I headed on to the gate but I got to thinking hey I didnt see the trap door open and thought I might ought to go back and ck it so I did .  To my surprise there was a big big big ole sow in there and two 50 lbs pigs.  I could not get the ole winch to go into the trailer for noting .  So went back to the house to get my two bulldogs this old sow was close to 250 and mean as a rattle snake.  Got a year old bulldog that has never been on a big one in the open and got my old Big Momma gyp that is a great catch dog so I open the door on the trap and the big ole sow flew out turn the little bulldog loose chased her down at about 75 yards and slammed into her the big ole sow hit her in mid air knocked her about ten yards she went back like a missile hit the ear but the big ole sow was running with the little bulldog hangin on the side of her head ahahahahhaha.  Look like Fat Albert with a baby ear ring on ! Lmao .  So I turn old Big momma loose and she was gone like a F16 hit the hog in a full run bammmmm!  Now she laid down on the side of the big ole hog and the running stopped and the work began on my part damn !   This ole sow was a had full with me by myself got her flipped got three legs in the hobbles but she just didnt want the last leg in the loops and fought me for seem like 20 mins finally got it in there and the job was done!  I done got to damn ole for all this stinky stuff am now 50 yrs young !  My brain says I can but my body is screaming nooooooooooooooooooooo dont do it hahaahahahahahah.  Now my body is pissed off at my brain and says I will teach your ass a lesson and everything hurts but my brain ahahahahahahahahahha and now my brain is saying you stupid hole in the butt why did you do that ahhaahahahahahahah!








This ole sow was a smart smart hog I been trying to catch her for two months she fnally messed up!  Also got her two pigs today.
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« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2011, 05:09:51 pm »

good hog and better story ,how is it so easy to forget how old you are with the adrin. running LOL im them say way and hurt for a week after it all done  Grin
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« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2011, 07:11:13 pm »

 Grin good hogs and funny about the body being mad at the brain!
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