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jdt
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« on: June 29, 2011, 06:38:52 pm »

obama walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder , the parrot says , 2 beers , one for me and one for him . bartender serves them but wants cash up front , no credit . the parrot reaches into obamas shirt pocket , grabs a 5 dollar bill and hand it to the bartender , he makes change and gives it to the bird who then drops it back in the same pocket . all this time obama is going on and on about something that sounds good , but makes absolutely no sense .

   this goes on while they drink a couple cold ones , this guy at the end of the bar has been watching the whole time and so enebriated he don't even recognize the president . he walks up to obama , shakes his hand and looking at the parrot says " man i been a watchin ya'll for a while and i got ta know , where did you get him and is there any more like him ?!

   the parrot said "  I GOT HIM IN KENYA AND THERES MILLIONS OF 'EM OVER THERE !!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2011, 10:58:19 pm »

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin LMFAO
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