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« on: September 14, 2011, 03:45:32 pm »

Obama wakes up one night find George Washington's ghost in the room with him, he says, "George how can I help this country?"

Washington said, "Be honest with the people just like I was."

Later he wakes up to find Thomas Jefferson's ghost in the room with him he says, "Tom, what can I do to help this country?" Jefferson said, "Love the constitution just like I did."

Later he wakes up to find Abraham Lincoln's ghost in the room with him he says, "Abe, what can I do to help this country?" Lincoln said, "Go see a play!"
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« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2011, 03:57:20 pm »

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« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2011, 04:17:19 pm »

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