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« Reply #21 on: March 26, 2010, 10:42:22 pm » |
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HE'S COMING STRAIGHT FOR US! SHOOT TO KILL! I learned so much useful stuff from South Park.
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"...A man who has nothing which he cares more about than he does about his personal safety is a miserable creature who has no chance at being free, unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself..." John Stuart Mill
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« Reply #22 on: March 28, 2010, 05:01:33 pm » |
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Mandi I have talked to the livestock controll down there the said that shooting a pony with a BB gun called Daisy is for sure a felony!!
Fine up to $2,000,000 !!
But Stealing A DUCK that is just unmoral!! That crime is life in prision with no paroll!!! If they lit you be a trustie then you will be cleaning road ditch's for ducks to swim in clean warter!!
That duck was liveing a hell of a life as a bachleor -freedom- stopping cars then you go and force him on women ducks!!
Duck thiefs what is this world comeing to!!
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Hog hunting can start more crap than anything I have ever seen!(HDLCrystal)
Remember John Wayne was just an actor the real cowboys is who he looked up to..........
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« Reply #23 on: March 28, 2010, 07:42:08 pm » |
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Lady you crack me up! You are the only woman I know that will go outside in the middle of the night to take on a prowler wile your husband continues to sleep seeming undisturbed back in bed.  With a BB gun no less! You crack me up!!  Great story  |
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« Reply #24 on: March 29, 2010, 10:06:04 am » |
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Hey, the duck now has two girlfriends and he still does what he wants. He doesn't seem to be complaining. At least now he has a pool instead of a drainage ditch to swim in, and his girls are tall, skinny supermodel types that strut around instead of waddle. He is pretty well set.
Cheers
M
Ps I'm still waiting for his owner to notice that he is gone. Wonder how long he thinks a duck will hide in a culvert? Its been over a week now.
M
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At least I'm successful at doing nothing right. I guess it could be worse.
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« Reply #27 on: March 30, 2010, 08:40:23 am » |
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He greets me when I walk into the pen. He comes right up and doesn't leave until I leave the pen. He is quite agreeable.
My other ducks are spastic.
Cheers
M
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At least I'm successful at doing nothing right. I guess it could be worse.
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