HOGZILLA CAUGHT IN OKLAHOMA

[Derek]

Hey Wood, you don't know a cat hunter in Blair do you? I'm hunting with him now.
Derek

[Dexter]

yeah its still a good hog wow again
     Dexter

[WOOD]

DEREK I WAS PROBABLY HUNTING WITH HIS NEPHEW WHEN WE CAUGHT THE "BIG ONE"
WHEN I GOT TO THE BAY I LITERALLY TOOK A FEW STEPS BACK AND UTTERED SOME SORT OF MUMBO JUMBO.
I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN AT LEAST A SHOULDER MOUNT, BUT I MADE THE MISTAKE OF STOPPING BY THE LOCAL FEED STORE AND FLOCKS OF PEOPLE CAME TO LOOK.  I WAS ON MY WAY TO THE HOUSE AND TURNED A CORNER AND HE ABOUT FLIPPED MY DOG BOX WHEN I TURNED HE ROLLED AND I HAD TO STOP AND FIX THAT THEN ANOTHER FLOCK OF PEOPLE CAME BY STOPPING AND GAWKING.  I WAS A TIRED HOT SUCKER WHEN I GOT HOME AND HE WAS ALREADY STARTING TO BLOAT.  I AM GOINT TO GET A GOOD SKULL MOUNT DONE.  I KNOW I KNOW IT'S A SHAME.

[Derek]

We were hunting and Hootie started telling me about this big hog. I pulled up ETHD on my iPhone and showed him the pic and asked if that's it. Hootie about flipped. "how'd you get that they just caught it yesterday?" I think the technology impressed him.
Derek

[dub]

WE DROPPED THE DOGS ON ABOUT 4:00 AM ON A CORN PATCH.  DOGS ROLLED DOWN THE ROAD AROUND 100 YARDS AND IN THE CORN THEY WENT. BAYED ABOUT 80 YARDS ACCORDING TO THE GARMIN.  HOG DIDN'T GO ANYWHERE. BAYED UP SOLID. AS SOON AS THE BAY DOGS STARTED I DUMPED THE BOX INCLUDING CATCH DOGS.  THEN WE HEARD THE HOG GRUNTING.  WE MADE OUR WAY THROUGH THE CORN AND GOT THERE TO FIND A SPOT IN THE CORN ABOUT 20 FT WHERE THE HOG LAYED THE CORN DOWN.  DOGS WERE HANGING ON AND I DON'T THINK THEIR FEET WERE EVEN ON THE GROUND.  I WAS THE FIRST ONE THERE AND BEGAN BACKING UP AS SOON AS I SAW THIS BRUTE.  I THOUGHT THE DOGS HAD TRASHED ON A STRAY YEARLING STEER.  ONE OF MY PARTNER'S WAS CARRYING A SPEAR. HE STUCK THAT SUCKER AND IT BOUNCED RIGHT OFF.  FINALLY WE GOT HIM STUCK AND I REACHED DOWN AND GRABBED A LEG AND COULDN'T PICK THE BACK END OFF THE GROUND.  WE SAT THERE IN AMAZEMENT!  I BEGAN CALLING MY WIFE AND TOLD HER THAT WE HAD CAUGHT THE BIGGEST HOG I HAD EVER HEARD ABOUT.  
DOGS ROLLED OUT AND CAUGHT A GOOD SIZE BOAR THAT COULDN'T EVEN TOUCH THIS SUCKER.
ENDED UP CATCHING 3 ON THE NIGHT.
THIS BOAR HAD BOTH TESTES AND ONLY HAD UPPERS AND HALF A CUTTER.  HIS UPPERS ARE ABOUT AS BIG AROUND AS A HALF DOLLAR.
AFTER ALL THE DOGS WERE CAUGHT BACK UP, WE BEGAN THE HARD PART OF DRAGGING THIS HOG OUT OF THE CORN.  IT TOOK US 2 HOURS TO DRAG HIM 130 YARDS WITH 4 GUYS.
WE HAD TO WAIT TILL THE COOP OPENED TO WEIGH HIM WHERE HE TOPPED THE SCALES AT 520LBS.
AFTER WE WEIGHED HIM I CALLED MY WIFE AGAIN AND ASKED HER HOW MUCH SHE TOUGHT IT WEIGHED AND SHE SAID 520.  SHE'S PSYCHIC.

I THINK I AM DONE HUNTING HOGS CAUSE I'M NEVER EVEN GONNA GET CLOSE TO THE SIZE OF THIS GUY.

What? Why didn't you flip and tie him? I would have had to change my pants if I walked up on that bay. You would need a tractor to flip that one! Then cable to tie him!