I forgot all about this one...
Older woman goes into the plastic surgeon for facelift... Dr. says "Well, mam, we've got the 5yr job, the 10yr job, and the "lifetime" job... which one would you like"
.. the woman replies, "What's the lifetime facelift entail? How can you guarantee it for the rest of my life?"
... "Well," the doctor says, "we implant two little screws, one behind each ear... when you see your face starting to get a little "tired", just give a quarter turn on each screw and you're good as new!!!"
... "I'll take it!" the woman quickly said...
... About a year later the woman came back in to the Dr.'s office, complaining that there was something "wrong" with the facelift...
... "What's wrong mam"
..."Well," she said, "My face still feels nice and tight, just like you said it would... those screws work great!!! ... but I now have these two strange "bumps" that have shown up, just below my eyes..."
..."Hmmm...", as the doctor leaned in to examine her face a little closer... "Mam... those bumps are your nipples..."
