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« on: June 23, 2012, 07:17:16 am » |
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THE OFFICIAL TEXAS SHERIFF EXAM
A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman. He grew up big, 6' 2", strong as a longhorn, and fast as mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces.
When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff's Department.
After a series of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy finally called him into his office for the young man's last interview.
The Chief Deputy said, "You're a big strong kid and you can really shoot. So far your qualifications all look good, but we have, what you might call, an"Attitude Suitability Test", that you must take before you can be accepted. We just don't let anyone carry our badge, son."
Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief said, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot: six illegal aliens, six lawyers, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, six Democrats, and a rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?" queried the applicant.
"Great attitude. You pass," said the Chief Deputy. "When can you start?"
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Don't tread on me.
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jagdtank
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« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2012, 10:23:41 am » |
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i'm not sure how i feel about thaT ONE. ON THE ONE HAND IT'S FUNNY. ON THE OTHER IT SOUNDS AS IF IT WAS WRITTEN BY A BIG CITY LIBERAL. i CAN'T STAND THEM TRYING TO DEFINE HARD WORKING COUNTRY FOLK. iT IS FUNNY THOUGH!
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jimco
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« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2012, 10:29:57 am » |
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i'm not sure how i feel about thaT ONE. ON THE ONE HAND IT'S FUNNY. ON THE OTHER IT SOUNDS AS IF IT WAS WRITTEN BY A BIG CITY LIBERAL. i CAN'T STAND THEM TRYING TO DEFINE HARD WORKING COUNTRY FOLK. iT IS FUNNY THOUGH!
jag, you reading too much in to this. JoshH, It is funny man. |
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"Pedigree indicates what the animal should be. Conformation indicates what the animal appears to be. But PERFORMANCE indicates what the animal actually is."
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SCHitemHard
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« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2012, 10:43:59 am » |
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i'm not sure how i feel about thaT ONE. ON THE ONE HAND IT'S FUNNY. ON THE OTHER IT SOUNDS AS IF IT WAS WRITTEN BY A BIG CITY LIBERAL. i CAN'T STAND THEM TRYING TO DEFINE HARD WORKING COUNTRY FOLK. iT IS FUNNY THOUGH!
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Matt H
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JRyanS
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« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2012, 10:49:14 am » |
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Thats a good one!
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« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2012, 10:56:48 am » |
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That's great!!!!! I agree leave the poor little rabbit alone lmbo!!!
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JoshH34
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« Reply #6 on: June 23, 2012, 11:14:51 am » |
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I got it in an email so I thought I'd share, hell I thought it was funny.
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charles
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« Reply #7 on: June 23, 2012, 11:55:29 am » |
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it is funny.
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Why should I trade one tyrant three thousand miles away for three thousand tyrants one mile away? An elected legislature can trample a man's rights as easily as a king can!
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« Reply #8 on: June 23, 2012, 01:07:13 pm » |
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A liberals to dumb to come up with that they have to have somebody tell them how to think ,talk,ect
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firemedic
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I'd never heard that one,......that cracked me up......very good one indeed.
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It's easy to judge the character of a man,....by how he treats those that can do nothing for him.
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