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tuskbuster
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« on: November 29, 2012, 02:54:17 pm » |
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The Top Ten Country & Western Songs
10. (deleted due to content).
9. I've Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman. But I Woke Up With a Few.,
8. If The Phone Don't Ring ... You'll Know It's Me.
7. I've Missed You ....... But, My Aim's Improvin.
6. I wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight, Cause I'm Scared She'd Win.
5. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here.
4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Still Miss Him.
3. She Took My Ring, and Gave Me the Finger.
2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Glass Of Beer.
And The Number One Country & Western Song Is ..
1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day.
__http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjkLf_X88WM_____________
A woman has sued her local hospital, saying that after her
husband was treated recently, he has lost all interest in sex.
A hospital spokesman replied, "The man was admitted in Ophthalmology
- all we did was correct his eyesight ..."
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dub
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« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2012, 08:37:29 pm » |
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"...A man who has nothing which he cares more about than he does about his personal safety is a miserable creature who has no chance at being free, unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself..." John Stuart Mill
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bccollier
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« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2012, 10:23:52 pm » |
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Thats a good one.
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B/C
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