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Reuben
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« on: April 02, 2015, 09:23:22 pm »


 
A woman happened to be  following a grandfather and his badly-behaved grandson

while grocery shopping. The grandfather certainly had his hands full with the child

who continually screamed for candy and cookies.

But, the grandfather spoke in a controlled voice: "Easy, William, we won't be long,

easy boy."

The boy continued with the outbursts and the grandfather calmly said : "It's okay

William. Just a couple more minutes and we'll be out of here. Hang in there, son."

At the checkout the little horror continued throwing items out of the shopping

cart, but the Grandfather remained steady and said in a controlled voice, "William,

William, relax buddy, don't get upset. We'll be home in five minutes, stay cool

William."

Very impressed, the woman walked outside to where the grandfather was loading

his groceries and the little boy into the car and said , "It's none of my business,

but you were amazing in there. I don't know how you did it. That whole time you

kept your composure, and no matter how loud and disruptive he got, you just calmly

kept saying things would be okay. William certainly is lucky to have you as his

grandfather."

"Thanks," said the grandfather, "but I’m William.

This little daddy didn't marry mommy's name is Kevin".

 Cheesy


 
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« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2015, 09:36:41 pm »

 Cheesy  Cheesy  Cheesy

I woulda beat that kids ass if it woulda been my son.
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« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2015, 10:02:37 pm »

Lmao
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« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2015, 08:44:27 am »

  lol  good one !!
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« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2015, 11:15:45 am »

Nice....
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