Old School Logic & sayings

[bigo]

The most famous saying in history, used by people who trade, hunt, train, show or work with animals.

          He ain't never done that before.

[Circle C]

      He ain't never done that before.

Amen!

[chase]

thats funny

[matt_aggie04]

Rare as hens teeth....

If she was hauling a$$ it would take two loads....

If you moved any slower you would be going backwards....

When you are impatient you "wait like one dog waits on another"

When you are hungry "my stomach thinks my throats cut"

I heard an old barber say one time when refering to a march they did in Vietnam that he was so tired and drawn down that "if I would have stood up straight I would have fell through my a$$ hole"

[BarrNinja]

      He ain't never done that before.

I wont argue that its the most famous buy I know its the most used!!! lol

[kevin]

This thread cuased me to have this song stuck in my head...

 

<font size='+2'>Corb Lund - Always Keep An Edge On Your Knife lyrics</font>

never put your hat on the bed, son, never put your hat on the bed 
cuz if your hat's on the bed you might wake up dead 
so don't ya never put ya hat on the bed 
and if you do be sure it’s upside down, son, if you do be sure it’s upside down 
cuz if there’s any doubt, it keeps the luck from runnin’ out 
so if you do be sure it’s upside down 
never throw a match when it's dry, son, never throw a match when it's dry 
don't you never throw a match cuz the grass might catch 
and burn three counties when it's dry 

always keep an edge on yr knife, son, always keep an edge on yr knife 
cuz a good sharp edge is a man's best hedge against the vague uncertainties of life 
yes, a good sharp edge is a man’s best hedge against the uncertain vagaries of life 
but i never could sharpen no knife, like the one who gave the advice 
and I never could sharpen no blade, quite the way he sayed 

yodel-ay 

never sell the old .22, son, never sell the old .22 
cause the old .22’s shot a gopher or two 
so don'tcha never sell the old .22 
aim it to the left, a little low, son, aim it to the left, a little low 
cuz the old iron sight fires high and to the right 
so aim it to the left, a little low 
always tip the glass when you pour son, always tip the glass when you pour 
cuz if you don't tip the glass, well the foam, it comes fast 
and runs from the table to the floor 

always put your horse away dry, son, always put your horse away dry 
cuz a hot, wet horse ain’t healthy of course 
so always put your horse away dry 
and be sure to thaw the bit when it’s cold, son, be sure to thaw the bit when it’s cold 
cuz if you don’t thaw the bit then your pony’s tongue sticks 
to the frozen, metal bridle when it’s cold 
never judge a man by his clothes, son, never judge a man by his clothes 
you gotta look through the dirt and, lord, judge him by his work 
don'tcha never judge a man by his clothes



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[DubbleRDawgs]

some of the ones i told  my youngans
  tear up a crowbar in a sand pile...
  ruin a good anvil with a rubber hammer..

[BarrNinja]

some of the ones i told  my youngans
  tear up a crowbar in a sand pile...
  ruin a good anvil with a rubber hammer..

LMAO!!!

I need to find out who your youngans are so I can make friends with em! lol.

Goods ones DoubleR! Some I haven't even heard either. lol

[Dexter]

 i was alway told this one when i wasa kid
 boy you can mess up a ball bearing with a q-tip(cotton swab)
  shes  cuter than a speckled nose pup
"thats neater than sliced bread"
 
 man i got the misameal cramps

[hogbuyer]

 when the winds out of the east the fish bite the least
 grandpa always said if u keep playing with that fire your babies are going too be born naked
 the only way too catch a pigeon is too put salt on his tail
 

[DubbleRDawgs]

when the winds out of the east the fish bite the least
 grandpa always said if u keep playing with that fire your babies are going too be born naked
 the only way too catch a pigeon is too put salt on his tail
 

  my wife wants to know how you going to salt the tail without catching them??? LOL

[ktchemwcurs]

This summer it was so dry I seen a firehydrant chaising a dog,,,,caught 5 catfish in the creek and had to pick the fleas off of um!

That boy right dere is cool as polar bear feet!

My sister's so ugly she got to woop her feet everynight just to make em get in bed with her! (lol) I LOVE MY SISTER!!

Dad say's, Im sweating like my exwife in church!

My dad always told me after I got older,,,,It might take a good man to whoop my @ss,,but it wouldn't take him long!!

[ktchemwcurs]

MOORRREE!

Daddy always told my friends that would start messing with him that "Everyone has to be doing something when the good lord comes and gets you,,,,so you might as well be messing with me!

[Dexter]

ok heres a good one just was told to me
   what does a cow pattie and a woman have in common
 













the older they get the easier they are to pick up
 

[jml]

There are two things that will make a liar out of you, your wife and your dogs.

[hogbuyer]

 Like grandpa always said its like the white part of chicken number 2 its all number 2

[Dexter]

awwww it just like cat pop  just cover it up

its so windy i seen a chicken lay the same egg 3 times

[DubbleRDawgs]

Dexter,

  You are sure full of pi** and vinegar tonight....LOL

Robin

[Dexter]

90% of the fish are in 10 % of the water

[Dexter]

ok one more  and i dont know if it goes here or one the one for the poor guys that the wifeys bit$&  about the dogs
 
 whats the differnce between your  woman bit&*ing on the fron porch and the dog barking on the back porch


 let the dog in and it shuts up