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« on: June 30, 2011, 12:09:30 pm »

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa.
Half discovered, half wild, fertile, and naturally beautiful! 

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe.
Well-developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value. 

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. 

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. 

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all-conquering past.   

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business. 

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people. 

After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.. 


THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran , ruled by nuts. 


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« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2011, 12:11:46 pm »

LOL good 1
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« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2011, 12:13:44 pm »

   

     Cheesy
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