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« on: July 09, 2011, 04:36:00 pm » |
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A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. Weight loss program..
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.
On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. As promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.
The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.
She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads; 'If you catch me you can have me'.
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. As promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the
7-day/50 pound program.
'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone... 'This is our most rigorous program.'
'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.'
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck
That reads, 'If I catch you, you're mine.'
He lost 63 pounds that week.
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John Esker
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rdjustham
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« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2011, 04:41:45 pm » |
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hahahaha... after the third week, id call back and order the first week again   |
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SCHitemHard
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« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2011, 10:12:00 pm » |
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hahahaha... after the third week, id call back and order the first week again aint that the truth |
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Matt H
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« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2011, 10:44:20 pm » |
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I'm thinking the THIRD WEEK person at the door was this guy. Just saying.  |
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"To me it is not always about the game you caught, but the memories you can't let go of. " Josh Farnsworth |
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spazhogdog
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« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2011, 11:16:27 pm » |
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To funny John are you going for the two week weigh loss program? |
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Gods gifts grandkids and puppies
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« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2011, 11:19:18 pm » |
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To funny John are you going for the two week weigh loss program? If it involves Natural Light he may. Afterall, it is NATURDAY you know. |
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"To me it is not always about the game you caught, but the memories you can't let go of. " Josh Farnsworth |
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« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2011, 11:26:55 pm » |
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I think Cutter Bay would trip on purpose on the 7day/50lbs plan!
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« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2011, 11:30:45 pm » |
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I think Cutter Bay would trip on purpose on the 7day/50lbs plan!
I'd never sign up to begin with. I've worked hard to get my figure like this. |
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"To me it is not always about the game you caught, but the memories you can't let go of. " Josh Farnsworth |
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T-Bob Parker
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« Reply #8 on: July 10, 2011, 08:14:04 am » |
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Jeez gutter bay, it was a summer job, cut me some slack. |
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sfboarbuster
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« Reply #9 on: July 10, 2011, 10:09:16 am » |
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To funny John are you going for the two week weigh loss program? No.... The truth is I caught her the first day |
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John Esker
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sfboarbuster
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To funny John are you going for the two week weigh loss program? If it involves Natural Light he may. Afterall, it is NATURDAY you know. Hey now, I don't touch that Natty. I ain't quite that trashy |
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