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« on: July 25, 2011, 11:56:34 am » |
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One hot summer day, a blonde came to town with her dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into a restaurant for something cold to drink.. Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the restaurant and asked, 'Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?'
The blonde said it was hers.
'Your dog seems to be in heat' the officer said.
The blonde replied, 'No way. She's cool 'cause she's tied up under that shade tree.'
The policeman said, 'No! You don't understand. Your dog needs to be bred.'
'No way,' said the blonde. 'My dog doesn't need bread. She isn't hungry 'cause I fed her this mornin.'
The exasperated policeman said, 'NO! You don't understand. Your dog wants to have sex!'
(You gotta love this)
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The blonde looked at the cop and said, 'Well, go ahead. I always wanted a police dog.'
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From squeal to meal with one good stick!  Hunting is not a sport, It's a way of life...Danny Ward |
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wilton
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« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2011, 12:07:17 pm » |
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Now that's funny right there....LMAO  |
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"Stand for something or fall for anything" Case Catahoulas; blood tracking; NALC certified breeder, member ACA & COBRA
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TimmsHogDogs
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« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2011, 12:23:58 am » |
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HEY Im a blonde and I have never been that dumb lol
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Tfrancis
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« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2011, 04:07:18 am » |
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Cut'em loose hog dogs
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