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« on: August 08, 2011, 05:08:17 pm »

Two Alligators were sitting around talking, and the smaller Alligator
turned to the bigger one & said, 'I can't understand how you can be so much
bigger than me We're the same age; we were the same size as kids. I just don't
get it.' 
'Well,' said the big Gator, 'what have you been eating?'

'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Gator.

'Hmm Well, where do you catch them?'

'Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Capitol'

'Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?'

'Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars & wait for one to unlock
the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the number 2 out of
them and eat 'em! ' 

'Ah!' says the big Alligator, 'I think I see your problem.. You're not
getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the number 2 out
of a politician, there's nothing left but hot air and a briefcase. 

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« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2011, 06:17:10 pm »

 laugh laugh laugh awesome
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« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2011, 06:25:54 pm »

Good one, i've heard this similar many yrs. ago, only instead of alligators it was african tigers, and instead of politians it was natvies, instead of hot air/briefcase, it was lips/ tennis shoes... laugh Grin Cheesy
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