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« on: August 26, 2011, 09:53:39 pm » |
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My "ideal" of a vacation and my wifes are substantially different to say the least....   Yall ever seen the documentary of this remote, Inuit village way out on the edge of Alaska... the people of the village SURVIVE on what they gather during the year... over the millenia, they have developed a technique, by which, they lay on the side of steep shorelines and wait for returning "Puffins" to come back in to roost after fishing all day... ..... as the birds skim the face of the island, the native people lay on their back with a hand made "landing net"... and scoop up fat Puffins as they come by....  .... Once they have collected enough... they return to the center of the village.... clean the birds, and STUFF THEM INTO THE BODY OF A DEAD SEAL.... I love this part.... ...AT WHICH POINT... they wrap the whole mess up into a tarp, dig a hole in the permafrost... and bury the sucker for one year..... .... ONE YEAR LATER.... ... The whole village turns out for this "festive" occasion... the Puffin stuffed Seal has, at this point, become an ice cold molten mess of candy apple red blood and goo.... which the village children dive into as if it were a pin'ata at a birthday party  ... Once the kids get their fix, the rest of the village comes in to clean up the rest of the feast... finger lickin' good.... SO BACK TO MY POINT... Wife wants to take a cruise to the Bahamas... I want to go hang out with the Inuits... |
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« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2011, 09:55:40 pm » |
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nope you lost me at "one year"
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« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2011, 10:08:44 pm » |
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I'm not sure if you will wait on the kids to get through eating. So you might go on the cruise.lol
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Hog hunting can start more crap than anything I have ever seen!(HDLCrystal)
Remember John Wayne was just an actor the real cowboys is who he looked up to..........
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« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2011, 10:11:25 pm » |
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Your ate up with it bad!
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Noah
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« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2011, 10:14:32 pm » |
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Your ate up with it bad!
YES I AM Anybody wanna make the trip with me when the wife backs out  |
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« Reply #6 on: August 26, 2011, 10:16:01 pm » |
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Maybe.... As long as you PROMISE I get to kill a seal and a polar bear |
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« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2011, 10:19:54 pm » |
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hey ill go just to watch you climb into that "ice cold molten mess of candy apple red blood and goo...."  |
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Noah
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« Reply #8 on: August 26, 2011, 10:21:01 pm » |
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Seal no problem... polar bear no problem as long as you don't wanna bring it back across the border... or it(was) a 20K price tag to get it back here to stuff... ... The natives have some amazing traditional trapping techniques for them... I used to spend a LOT of time in the Eskimo/Inuit wing of the museum... they got killin' down to an art.... |
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« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2011, 10:53:50 pm » |
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I might pass on the goo festival, but seeing the northern lights is on my list to do one of these days. I would like to learn some of those old hunting techniques though i'm always trying to teach myself to be the next bear grylls Sent from my DROID X2 using Tapatalk |
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Noah
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« Reply #10 on: August 26, 2011, 11:00:27 pm » |
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I might pass on the goo festival, but seeing the northern lights is on my list to do one of these days. I would like to learn some of those old hunting techniques though i'm always trying to teach myself to be the next bear grylls Sent from my DROID X2 using Tapatalk I been "F'n" with ol' Bear lately on his Facebook.... I'd stomp a mudhole in his a$$.... |
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« Reply #11 on: August 26, 2011, 11:08:30 pm » |
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Better watch out ol bear might be dangerous once he gets his knickers in a bunch. Lol I want to watch when it goes down. Sent from my DROID X2 using Tapatalk |
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« Reply #12 on: August 26, 2011, 11:11:32 pm » |
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I'm dead serious... as my East Texas Hog Doggin' Associates... Email, Tweet, WHATEVER... I'll go head to head with that Wanker any day .....Be the first time you ever saw ol' Bear cry |
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« Reply #13 on: August 26, 2011, 11:12:52 pm » |
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Noah, you gotta stay out of the peyote |
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Windows Down, Waylon Up.
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« Reply #14 on: August 26, 2011, 11:15:50 pm » |
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makes me think of a good joke.........
So a baby seal walks into a club...
Sorry folks, thats the whole joke...makes me laugh every time I say it though.
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Show me a good loser and I will show you A loser!!
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« Reply #15 on: August 26, 2011, 11:19:36 pm » |
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Hey name the time and place and i'm there. I'm sure it'd be a heck of a show. always like to see a good old fashion usa vs. England throw down. Sent from my DROID X2 using Tapatalk |
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« Reply #16 on: August 26, 2011, 11:22:55 pm » |
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No doubt I respect the chit out of the guy... for a Brit, he is tough... but I am tougher.... |
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« Reply #18 on: August 27, 2011, 12:31:05 am » |
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In WWII the Japanese invaded oart of the Alaskan Islands. The army was in trouble with the cold and could not get food in to feed the soldiers. The locals showed them how to catch and preserve fish. They taught them how to live in the cold. The locals "joined" the army and lead the way to drive the Japanese off the islands. Any people that can live up there year round without any outside help are some tough people. I would have to say tougher than Noah. While Noah may want to eat the goo they came up with the recipe!
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"...A man who has nothing which he cares more about than he does about his personal safety is a miserable creature who has no chance at being free, unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself..." John Stuart Mill
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« Reply #19 on: August 27, 2011, 12:35:28 am » |
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I would have to agree... the Inuits are about as tough as tough gets...
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