DangerZone
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« on: September 20, 2011, 09:32:09 am » |
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Eight Words with two Meanings 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to an other. Male..... Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n . Female.... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male ... Leaving a note before taking off hogdoggin with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n. Female..... A desire to get married and raise a family. Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female . .. . A good movie, concert, play or book. Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female....... The greatest _expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male .... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes
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SCHitemHard
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« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2011, 05:02:59 pm » |
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thats funny right there
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Matt H Cleveland, OH
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Jgreer
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« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2011, 05:32:05 pm » |
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Thts pretty dang funny right there
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