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« Reply #100 on: October 22, 2011, 08:12:13 pm »

Wherever you go......there you are.
Going at it like a belt fed motor.
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It's easy to judge the character of a man,....by how he treats those that can do nothing for him.
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« Reply #101 on: October 22, 2011, 08:51:25 pm »

Today we were huntin', skeeters were huge, and older feller said, "The skeeters on this place could f##k a hoopin crane standin flat footed" Grin
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« Reply #102 on: October 23, 2011, 06:55:10 am »



 she's like a one legged duck on a pond
 your dummer thana box of rocks
 your sure not the sharpest crayon in the box
 when they was passing out brains you thought they said rain and ran
 you dont know $hit from shinola
 that elevator doesnt go to the top
 cant catch your a$$ with both hands
 cant hit the broad side of a barn
 I feel like ibeen swung at and missed and crapped at and hit
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« Reply #103 on: October 23, 2011, 11:54:54 am »

The best part of you ran down your mama's leg...
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Training dogs is not about quantity, it's more about timing, the right situations, and proper guidance...After that it's up to the dog...
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« Reply #104 on: October 23, 2011, 12:00:30 pm »

"Going at it like two drunk monkeys"
"If your sister had a pecker she'd be your brother"
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