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« Reply #80 on: October 20, 2011, 08:50:29 pm » |
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that dog can sh_t you a hog... the best hog dog here didn't win the baying contest... the best ones I ever heard...  |
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Training dogs is not about quantity, it's more about timing, the right situations, and proper guidance...After that it's up to the dog...
A hunting dog is born not made...
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« Reply #81 on: October 20, 2011, 08:58:44 pm » |
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God gave you 2 eyes 2 ears and 1 mouth for a REASON.
You cant help some one that wont help their self.
You cant fix stupid.
you cant turn a whore into a house wife.
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« Reply #82 on: October 20, 2011, 09:22:51 pm » |
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dont squat with your spurs on
I had cuts worse than that on the head of my p##ker
could s##t threw a screen door
you better check your droors
like I already said
didnt hurt
Cant hunt here, but we can go get the dogs, turn off your light
put your money were your mouth is
cowboy up
saddle up
"little boy hung on the pot!" blow on your thumb
dont mess with texas
sort it out
baby you sure are making me h##ny, you smell like bacon grease!
what had happened was
hay bossman
smell's like a#s and corn chips
its easier to eat crow warm
I dont know what he's on but I want some
it wasn't me
f##ked uplike a run over dog
just let me put the head in
float like a lead baloon
my scope was off
try wearing my boots
boy i'll slap you so hard your momma gonna feel it
were just friends
yes honey
sugar momma
cougar
I only had two beers officer
Its only boot top deep
Race horse--run so fast make your eyes watter
shake the acorns off the trees
pretty good for a white boy
too lazy to steal
park and fight
pupl wood haulers daughter
no babby you dont look fat
taking candy from a babby
back in the day
the good old days
as much fun as choppin cotton
pretty good if your hungry
dont s##t were you eat
cut the cards for a poke "gus mc cray"
if your got to be hung, might as well be by your friends
im telling the truth
isnt cold
like a bull in a china closet
the dog ate it
bankers hours
I didn't vote for him!
3 miles both ways up hill
show me
happy as a fat girl at prom
I wasnt a dancer I just waited tables
shoot him shoot him "Troy Landry"
I just borrowed it
they dont use it anyhow
I forgot
I thought she had horns
not my dog trashing
follow me
you cant mess it
he didnt mean to bite you
it is what it is
she was pretty last nite
she didn't tell me she was married
were seperated
not worth the price of a bullet
wont happen again
I'll call you tomorrow
im not a horse trader
turd floater
if you dont like the weather just wait a minute
i forgot
that wasn't how I meant it
honost
it was only driven to church on sunday
lets pray about it
gods country
it only happened once
got to love a fat girl
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« Reply #83 on: October 20, 2011, 09:28:51 pm » |
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"Useless as tits on a boar hog" I use this one all the time in reference to some of my co-workers, except I say "You're as worthless as teets on a boar hog!" |
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« Reply #84 on: October 20, 2011, 09:49:25 pm » |
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Life is a virgin if it was a b!tch it would be too easy.
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"...A man who has nothing which he cares more about than he does about his personal safety is a miserable creature who has no chance at being free, unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself..." John Stuart Mill
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« Reply #86 on: October 20, 2011, 11:10:32 pm » |
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If u ain't cheatin u ain't trin ....if u get caught u ain't trin hard enough
Pain is only Temp
Pain is weakness leaving the body
Pain is ur bodys way of letting you know ur still alive
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« Reply #87 on: October 20, 2011, 11:25:20 pm » |
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fighting over the internet is like running in the special olympics, if you win your still retarded....  |
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« Reply #88 on: October 21, 2011, 12:11:01 am » |
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"its only wrong if you get caught." "big girls need love too" (this one I have only heard, have no actual experience with)  |
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« Reply #89 on: October 21, 2011, 12:18:28 am » |
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(this one I have only heard, have no actual experience with) Haha uh huh that's what they all say. its like riding a moped its a lot of fun you just don't want your buddies to find out about it!  of course that's what I've heard Sent from my DROID X2 using Tapatalk |
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« Reply #90 on: October 21, 2011, 01:07:06 am » |
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Haha.....what do a fat girl and a moped have in common??.....their both fun to ride until your friends see you on one!!!
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« Reply #91 on: October 21, 2011, 01:12:21 am » |
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"went to bed at 2 with a 10 and woke up at 10 with a 2.......never went to bed with an ugly woman but sure woke up with a few"
and like my signature and Jason Boland says...."cant tell if I drink because she bitches, or she bitches because I drink"
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« Reply #92 on: October 21, 2011, 03:14:22 pm » |
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Like a fat girl at prom just happy to be here
Gotta a$$ like a government mule
I swanny
God takes care of dummies
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« Reply #93 on: October 21, 2011, 05:20:10 pm » |
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fat girls appreciate it more...
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Training dogs is not about quantity, it's more about timing, the right situations, and proper guidance...After that it's up to the dog...
A hunting dog is born not made...
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« Reply #94 on: October 21, 2011, 05:34:45 pm » |
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and like my signature and Jason Boland says...."cant tell if I drink because she bitches, or she bitches because I drink"
Thats kind of like "which came first, the chicken or the egg"? |
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« Reply #95 on: October 21, 2011, 08:34:11 pm » |
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A couple of my grandads and grandmas saying,
R those ur legs r Did u ride in on a chicken,
Go piss up a rope
Whats on ur heel no boy I SAID How do ya feel
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Feed em well, hunt em hard
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« Reply #96 on: October 21, 2011, 09:02:41 pm » |
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when my grandpa would put shoes on I would ask him where he was goin he would reply "up town to buy a hound"
my dad always said "stay out with the night owls wake up with the early birds"
"if momma aint happy nobody is happy!"
"that boy could wreck a steel ball"
more recently the most famous one around our parts is "stick it it's too big to tie"
Talk softly and carry a big stick!
"You know that white spot on the top of chicken $hit...well it's chicken $hit too!"
that man can run like a spotted a$$ ape
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« Reply #97 on: October 21, 2011, 09:21:41 pm » |
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your so useless go crawl in a hole
That dog doesnt trash
Il be on you like s**t on a stick
my grandma can run faster than you
i would shoot it but it not worth the bullet i use to do it
he was huge
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« Reply #98 on: October 21, 2011, 09:23:22 pm » |
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We don't hunt bear with sticks...we use switches
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« Reply #99 on: October 22, 2011, 08:46:50 am » |
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My mom in traffic...."if they drive any slower, they will be in reverse!" My Grandpaw when we got hurt....."I had a cut bigger than that on my lip and could still whistle dixie." My Dad after he whooped us...." Dry it up or I'll give you something to cry about!" My Grandmaw after we would break something in the house....." You kids are like a bunch of coons, if you cant eat it or tear it up, yall chit on it!" My mom after we broke something in the house...." I cant have nothin!" My Grandmaw was prett whitty and my mom told me when she was little she asked my Grandmaw if she could have some J-E-L-L-O and my Grandmaw replied...... H-E-L-L-no! |
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