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« Reply #40 on: October 18, 2011, 10:38:04 pm »

Finer than frogs hair.                                                                                                           
split 4 ways.......I forgot about that one.
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« Reply #41 on: October 18, 2011, 10:41:38 pm »

Ill whoop you so bad, when you go home, your mom wont ask what happened,......she'll ask how'd you get away?

Ill put knots on your head quicker than you can rub em.
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« Reply #42 on: October 18, 2011, 10:41:55 pm »

Get on it like a rat on a cheeto.

She told me she was 18 !!!!!

Don't look at the girl look at  her mama cause you can't fix ugly.

Slippery as greased owl chit.
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« Reply #43 on: October 18, 2011, 11:43:46 pm »

She's prettier than hubcaps on a hay bailer.

Sexier than boots on a rooster.
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« Reply #44 on: October 18, 2011, 11:46:26 pm »

"she got a purdy mouth"

"boy she could suck a golf ball through a fire hose"
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« Reply #45 on: October 18, 2011, 11:47:44 pm »

"Slicker than possum snot on a doorknob"

"Nuttier then squirrel chit"

"Dick deep on a giraffe"

All I can think of at the moment
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« Reply #46 on: October 18, 2011, 11:49:09 pm »

"Tighter than dicks hatband"
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« Reply #47 on: October 19, 2011, 06:05:53 am »

DON,T PISS IN TO THE WIND
DON,T WHITTLE TOWORDS YOURSELF
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« Reply #48 on: October 19, 2011, 09:12:29 am »

Busier than a one legged man in a butt kicking contest.
"daddy where you going"? "crazy"
Anything you boys don't tear up you just sh!t on.
This thing is leaking oil. Let me know when it stops we'll add more oil.
That's gonna leave a mark.
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« Reply #49 on: October 19, 2011, 09:21:41 am »

WISH IN ONE HAND, SH&% IN THE OTHER N SEE WHICH ONE FILLS UP FIRST
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« Reply #50 on: October 19, 2011, 09:59:25 am »

don't make no damn sense lol my grandpa's favorite words

slicker than owl  s***
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« Reply #51 on: October 19, 2011, 10:01:24 am »

"if" this "if" that........... if your aunt had b#*%'s she woud be your uncle!
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« Reply #52 on: October 19, 2011, 10:19:49 am »

oh hell. talking to u is like shootin a gun in the wind
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« Reply #53 on: October 19, 2011, 11:17:54 am »

IF !     IF AND OR BUTS WHERE CANDY AND NUTTS  IT WOULD BE CHRISTMAS ALL THE TIME .                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   A FOOL AND HIS MONEY WILL SOON PART.         
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« Reply #54 on: October 19, 2011, 12:22:09 pm »

      stupid people shouldnt breed

      sure as bread falls butterside down

      clear as mud

      i hear ya woody

      assume = ASS outta U and ME

     as the crow flys

     ass over tea cup

     LIVIN THE DREAM!
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« Reply #55 on: October 19, 2011, 01:45:03 pm »

Buy you a book and send you to school all you do is eat the cover.


When I was bothering my parents "go play in the hwy somewhere"
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« Reply #56 on: October 19, 2011, 02:31:30 pm »

you ain't got the scenes God gave a jackass

I'll knock you into next week

that dog don't hunt

you kids would tear up a sherman tank



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« Reply #57 on: October 19, 2011, 03:34:47 pm »

you mess with the bull,yall get the horn some day.

dont through rocks in a glass house
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« Reply #58 on: October 19, 2011, 04:07:38 pm »

"boy you can tear up an anvil with a q tip" grandpa told me that one a few times  Grin


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« Reply #59 on: October 19, 2011, 07:58:17 pm »

"Tighter than dicks hatband"

I like that one but I have always wondered...............who is Dick?   Grin

Nastier than three food up a bulls a$$.

Slicker than greased owl sh!t

Its hotter than a west Texas road lizzard.

Its colder than a well diggers A$$ in Montana

If he had any brains he'd take em' out and play with em'

Looking for yesterday

What is time to a hog?

It dont cost any more to feed a good dog (cow or horse) than it does a sorry one.

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