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« Reply #60 on: October 19, 2011, 08:01:15 pm »

"Tighter than dicks hatband"

I like that one but I have always wondered...............who is Dick?   Grin

Nastier than three food up a bulls a$$.

I don't know... But I bet ya he had a tight hatband Grin
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« Reply #61 on: October 19, 2011, 08:44:00 pm »

It's better to remain silent and thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
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« Reply #62 on: October 19, 2011, 09:32:58 pm »

He's got two brain cells. Ones lost and the others lookin for it

Birds of a feather flock together

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« Reply #63 on: October 19, 2011, 11:17:28 pm »

 " Me and stupid may look alike but we ain't kin."
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« Reply #64 on: October 19, 2011, 11:57:23 pm »

Snows so deep you have to poop in a shotgun and shoot it out the chimney.

"If"  if a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his butt on the rocks.
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« Reply #65 on: October 20, 2011, 12:29:44 am »

Boy u could messup a wet dream
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« Reply #66 on: October 20, 2011, 12:51:53 am »

Im so hungry, I could eat the rearend out of a menstruating polecat
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« Reply #67 on: October 20, 2011, 08:43:51 am »

if your want to run with the big dogs you better be able to piss in the tall grass
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« Reply #68 on: October 20, 2011, 09:02:40 am »

I'm so hungry, "my belly thinks my throats cut"
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« Reply #69 on: October 20, 2011, 09:07:12 am »

Do something, even if it's wrong.
Don't run from 'em you'll make a fool out of 'em.
Use your head for something besides a hat rack.
Useless as tits on a boar hog.
Handy as socks on a rooster.
Don't bite off more than you can chew.
Never gamble more than you can afford to lose.
A fast horse will run just fast enough to lose your money, 'cause a racehorse will outrun him everytime.

Just some I heard from my Dad and directed mostly at me.
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« Reply #70 on: October 20, 2011, 10:22:32 am »

drunker than 8 sombi*ch*s
sweatin like a french whore on nickel night
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« Reply #71 on: October 20, 2011, 10:26:33 am »

Dont let your mouth write a check your a$$ cant cash!
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« Reply #72 on: October 20, 2011, 11:43:21 am »

1. Harder than a Brick Bat
2. I rather hear a fat baby farts than a grown man cry
3. I'll put you in my back pocket and feed you farts till ur old enough to eat S*!t.
4. Busier than a one armed paper hanger
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« Reply #73 on: October 20, 2011, 11:53:12 am »

1. Harder than a Brick Bat
2. I rather hear a fat baby farts than a grown man cry
3. I'll put you in my back pocket and feed you farts till ur old enough to eat S*!t.
4. Busier than a one armed paper hanger


lmao @ #3  Grin
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« Reply #74 on: October 20, 2011, 12:11:05 pm »

dont let your alligator mouth over load your hummingbird arse
 boy  you could tear up a crow bar in a sandpile
meaner than a junkyard dog
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« Reply #75 on: October 20, 2011, 12:22:09 pm »

You better talk to your other guys like that!!... Cool
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« Reply #76 on: October 20, 2011, 01:35:20 pm »

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« Reply #77 on: October 20, 2011, 04:27:12 pm »

"Nuttier than a squirrel turd!"
"A good fisherman always baits his hook!"
"A hole is only as deep as the person who digs it!"
"its not the strength of the ant, its the stremgth of the colony."
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« Reply #78 on: October 20, 2011, 08:42:33 pm »

It's easier to ask forgiveness than it is to get permission Smiley well sometimes not... Grin

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perfect practice makes perfect

on the ragged edge...

the one I dislike..."If it ain't broke don't fix it"...
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« Reply #79 on: October 20, 2011, 08:45:58 pm »

one good soldier can conquer a city of 1000 but 2 good soldiers can conquer a city of 10,000.

it the same as " two heads are better than one"...
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