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« on: December 02, 2011, 03:45:09 pm » |
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yo mama is so hair she makes a gorilla jealous
yo mama is so fat she sweats gravy
yo mama is so ugly when she was born your grandma gave her a plastic bag to play with
yo mama smells so bad you have to throw up in your mouth to cover the smell
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Jpepper
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« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2011, 03:50:45 pm » |
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Your mom is so poor, she waves a popsicle around and calls it air conditioning.
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Jpepper
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« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2011, 03:53:56 pm » |
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Your momma’s so poor she can’t even pay attention.
Your momma’s so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Your momma’s so poor when she heard about the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.
Your momma’s so poor she walks down the street with one shoe on, and when people ask her if she lost one she says, “No, I found one.”
Your momma’s so poor she opened a Gmail just so she could eat the spam.
Your momma’s so poor when she goes to KFC she has to lick other people’s fingers.
Your momma’s so poor she uses Cheerio’s as earrings.
Your momma’s so poor she waves around a popsicle and calls it air conditioning.
Your momma’s so poor when she gets mad, she can’t afford to FLY off the handle, she has to Greyhound off the handle.
Your momma’s so poor she cuts coupons out to be institutionalized.
Let’s put our hands up everyone! Except for your momma, because she’s so poor she only understands hand outs!
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Boar Collector
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« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2011, 03:54:18 pm » |
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Yo mama is so fat she got hit by a school bus and said "who threw that rock?!"
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"Them pigs can run.. but they'll only die tired"
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Jpepper
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« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2011, 03:59:33 pm » |
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I got all of those from a South Park episode a friend had recorded.... I don't watch the show but it was hilarious. It was about your momma so poor jokes to a bunch of penn state jokes.... Lmfao. I'll find them and post up in here.
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« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2011, 04:01:08 pm » |
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Your momma is so fat you have to take two buses and one train just to get on her good side
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Jpepper
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« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2011, 04:03:24 pm » |
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They aren't momma jokes but pretty funny in my opinion. Sorry to derail your thread! Seemed like the appropriate place though to post this.
"I've been looking over my file and see you kids have all been horribly physically and emotionally abused. Oh, whoops! That isn't your case file. It's the Penn State University Gazette. Ha! I'm joking. That's just a joke. We like to have fun here."
"And it also says here that Penn State prefers to be losing at halftime, because at Penn State, they like when you're a little behind in the locker room. That's a joke, did you get that one? It's a play on words, we like to have fun here."
"You're going to be put into a foster home, so would you like to go to Neverland Ranch, the Catholic church or Penn State University? [Laughs] We're having fun here, aren't we?"
"On a scale of 1 to 10, how old should you be to stay away from Penn State?"
"Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt"
"I know this is a difficult adjustment for you Eric, but you can't just turn on all of your frustration on a little kid who can't defend himself, I mean what do you think this is? The shower room in Penn State?"
"No, no, take all of these kids back to their parents. We embarrass the system and made it something nobody wants to be a part of. Its like a Penn State homecoming party!"
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« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2011, 05:22:35 pm » |
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Yo momma so dumb she tried waking a sleeping bag  |
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Cut'em loose hog dogs
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« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2011, 05:56:23 pm » |
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Yo momma is so fat she puts her belt on with a boomerang.
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"...A man who has nothing which he cares more about than he does about his personal safety is a miserable creature who has no chance at being free, unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself..." John Stuart Mill
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« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2011, 07:46:24 pm » |
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yo mama is so ugly she got a job at the airport ... sniffin luggage !
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« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2011, 08:25:07 pm » |
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Yo mama so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view!  |
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Flank'em and shank'em
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« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2011, 08:33:58 pm » |
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Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
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Flank'em and shank'em
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« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2011, 08:56:59 pm » |
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YO MAMA, SO FAT SHE SAT ON A QUARTER AND SQUASHED A BOOGER OUT OF GEORGE WASHINGTONS NOSE.
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DOGS UP HOGS DOWN!!!
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Tmcclain
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« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2011, 09:20:31 pm » |
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your moma so ugly she'd make a train back up and take a dirt road
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« Reply #14 on: December 02, 2011, 09:33:35 pm » |
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your moma so ugly she'd make a train back up and take a dirt road
hahahahahahabababahahahahahaha I think I just peed a lil. |
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Windows Down, Waylon Up.
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« Reply #15 on: December 03, 2011, 09:01:32 am » |
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Ur momma so stupid I told her it was chili out side. She ran out with a spoon and cracker.
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« Reply #16 on: December 03, 2011, 06:54:24 pm » |
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Yo momma got so much hair under her arms, it looks like she got BUCK-WHEAT in a head lock !
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« Reply #17 on: December 04, 2011, 05:34:10 pm » |
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Yo mama so fat she wears a vcr as a pager.
Yo mama so fat everytime she turns around its her birthday
Yo mama so hairy you were born with carpet burn.
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