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« on: March 31, 2012, 11:12:24 am » |
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The mythical creature that has rivaled Chupacabras and Albino snow Yetties from the dawn of time. They make a man feel like the world was created just for him while they strike fear into the hearts of every woman....except the ones that secretly want to be a man. It truly amazes and inspires me to be a better person when I find myself fortunate enought to be in the presence of a true blooded Mullet. I dont understand why they are so misunderstood and looked down upon since their world domination in the 80's. Guess its always lonely at the top. Anyway there were not any topics that were keeping me on my toes. So I decided to bring up this serious post about a legend that has tripped and stumbled ...but has yet to fall. My hair off to you Mullet....you truly are my hero... Below are some of my archived Mullet Porn Enjoy.       AND THE HALL OF FAME MULLETS.    |
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« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2012, 11:40:26 am » |
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Otherwise known as: The Achy Breaky Mistakey The McCoy Mudflap All I know is it's what I strive for when I wake up in the mornings  |
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« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2012, 01:19:24 pm » |
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I keep s mullet wig around for special occasions,like when the boss mans doctor and lawyer friends come out to the ranch.....He says "this is my ranch manager",usually i have some cut wranglers,boots and a baling twine belt to go along. you oughta see the look on their faces.  |
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Quote from the great Will Rogers:
"If there are no dogs in heaven,when i die i want to go where they went"
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« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2012, 03:20:02 pm » |
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Business in the front and party in the back!! |
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« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2012, 03:49:04 pm » |
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That bald on top mullet inspires me But when a woman has a mullet that is just scary  |
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"...A man who has nothing which he cares more about than he does about his personal safety is a miserable creature who has no chance at being free, unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself..." John Stuart Mill
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« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2012, 06:16:39 pm » |
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That bald on top mullet inspires me That is the classic Skullett and a very good one! |
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« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2014, 09:59:07 am » |
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True story.....we went to eat lunch with the young uns at school one day as a surprise for them. There was a kid sitting at a table all by his self. These are elementary school kids. He looked to be about 9 years old. The kid had the best example of a mullet I had ever seen and was also wearing a guns and roses cut off tee shirt. I asked my step son why he was by his self at that table. And he replied ..."he's real mean so he dont have any friend's and thats where you have to sit when you are in trouble" ...it was funny as hell. !!! I bet his dad also has a mullet. I pictured the kid with a trans am parked out side just dying for the bell to ring so that he could squeal outta there. My wife didnt find it as funny as i did but I couldnt stop laughing....
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Take your kids hunting and you wont have to hunt your kids
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« Reply #8 on: November 27, 2014, 01:36:51 pm » |
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 Mexican with a mullet= mullican;D |
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« Reply #9 on: November 27, 2014, 02:06:11 pm » |
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lol the much younger halfbreed back in the day   that is simply mullicious !!! lol wish I had them years back . |
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« Reply #10 on: November 27, 2014, 05:26:53 pm » |
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That was one sweet mullet halfbreed!!!
I too donned the achy breaky mistakey back in my garanimals days.ill see if my old pops has any pictures of my glorious locks of 3rd grade cooldom!
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« Reply #11 on: November 27, 2014, 08:12:03 pm » |
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I'm always trying to grow one and bring it back with a nasty looking beard to go with it!
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« Reply #12 on: November 27, 2014, 09:10:21 pm » |
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I kept trying to grow one when I was younger. Luckily the lady that cut my hair kept cutting it off in the back. I had a hairdresser with a heart. My aunt and uncle weren't that lucky. U can't tell from the pic but his is worse than hers.  Shotgun Arkansas |
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« Reply #13 on: November 29, 2014, 01:09:05 am » |
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I got a family pic where we all have mullets or close to it. Dad, me and my 2 brothers and mom with the puffy hair. I'll find it in the am. Want to grow another just to be funny but I don't think the wife would let me lol
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We'll all be equal under the grass, God's got a heaven for country trash
"The problems we face today are there because the people who work
for a living are now outnumbered by those who vote for a living."
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« Reply #15 on: November 29, 2014, 10:45:52 am » |
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Well I have two out of three
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bay, catch, barr, repeat...
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« Reply #16 on: November 29, 2014, 10:33:09 pm » |
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Couldn't find the family photo, must be at moms but this one here... I rocked the mullet as a young chap  Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk |
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We'll all be equal under the grass, God's got a heaven for country trash
"The problems we face today are there because the people who work
for a living are now outnumbered by those who vote for a living."
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« Reply #18 on: November 30, 2014, 06:17:16 am » |
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When I was younger there was a woman that lived near us who had mullet and that's what my friends called her "miss mullet" lol I thought that was her name so that's what I called her when I talked to her one day.... my friends laughed their butts off
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YELLOWBLACKMASK
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« Reply #19 on: November 30, 2014, 11:08:57 am » |
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You have to remain respectful and very still around Miss Mullets. They are exceptionally dangerous when cornered! Lol
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