Things I have forgotten...

[RL]

You are kinda like Tucker Max...anywho I enjoy reading your stories.


p.s. If youi haven't read any of the Tucker Max books you should pick up his very first book....you can thank me later. I am not a big reader and i read through the 300 something pg book in 3 days. I can not put his books down

Wow.  I googled Tucker Max.  Thought it might be an interesting read.  I was kind of expecting something more along the lines of Louis Lamoor.  This is what I got  ...

TuckerMax.com:  I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging d***head.
 
But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way. I share my adventures with the world.

Was this what your referenced?  If so, I think I will pass.

[co]

That is exactly what i referenced.

[BA-IV]

Tucker Max tells it like it is.  He's funny as hell, I don't care who you are!

[RL]

Noah.  My apologies.  I don't think your writings are anything like what little I have learned about Mr. Max.  I don't find your stories to be intended to shock, use the lowest denominator, or offend.

[cajunl]

The toilet books filled with fart jokes are funny also, as is the Inquirer.

Great for passing time in the bathroom, grocery store checkout line, or the Dentist office waiting for a root canal.

Otherwise to actually put time in them...mind numbing

[BA-IV]

The toilet books filled with fart jokes are funny also, as is the Inquirer.

Great for passing time in the bathroom, grocery store checkout line, or the Dentist office waiting for a root canal.

Otherwise to actually put time in them...mind numbing

You mean to tell me you don't wanna know what Kim Kardashian had for breakfast or what color J-Lo painted her big toe.  You're missing out on what's important.  You actually watch the news, I didn't know people still done that 

[uglydog]

"I dont always tell stories, but when I do__________" "Stay thirsty my friends"

[hogaholicswife]

I enjoy your insecure, self promoting stories lol...keep'em coming.  I am thinking you really need a trip down here so I can hear them in person, it appears that you have a personality much like us that keeps the entertainment flowing when nothing else is going on but when we  tell them we just sound like a bunch of cold hearted know it all a**es....I need your flare

[ROCKIN ROO HOG DOGS]

Well folks,thnks to the world wide web i am somewhat connected to the crazy floridian through facebook. There are tonnes of photos to back up the wild stories and the way i see it,this guy lives a life most of us dream about......and a family man to boot! Keep em'coming Noah,love your drunken rants hahaha.

[wolfpen]

Tucker Max is a worthless retard.  Noah's story has a very good moral.  It encourages people to try stuff that they want to try even though they may have not experience in it.

[wolfpen]

I wouldn't ever post any hunting "stories" on here, because of the way people are.  close minded and the people with the lowest level of intelligence often turn their volume up the loudest. that's why I'd just stick ideas, philosophies, and facts, statistics news of whats in the woods etc.  I'll keep the stories for my books and campfires.

[wolfpen]

dag nabbit, okay, tucker max is not worthless.  but he is a retard.  Personally, I perceive no value in Max's literature, but, on the other hand, I enjoy reading Noah's sentencing.  There is even a good moral to the story in this case.

[waylon-N.E. OK]

Noah I enjoy your stories, keep'em coming cause they always are fun to read. I'd write stuff down cause when your 60 you will wish you would have.

[CentralTex 254]

Instead of People or Cozmo,wife's special, I can read Noah's stories on the pot. Just giving you a hard time keep em coming. I ll remember Mafia Union for a while lol thanks

[Noah]

HAHAHA      ... but thankyou, everybody, and I mean that.

RyanTBH pretty much hit it on the head to tell the truth however... I often use this site as an "independent think tank" for ideas I am struggling to understand.   I appreciate the opportunity to bounce stories of my past in order to find some sort of pattern I might learn from to do better in the future... and, frankly, people like RL are the ones that I LOVE to critique what I have to offer....

... one cannot grow as a person if he cannot take criticism and learn from it when applicable...   In some sense, I am most certainly dealing with self worth issues...

I am not content with what I have accomplished to this point in my life... honestly, not sure if I ever will be content... no matter what I do... I'm afraid I will always expect more of myself.

In an attempt to understand/improve myself, I have found that writing stories of my past down, allows me to look over things as a whole and find these "patterns" that might give me some insight on what I should(or shouldn't  ) do in the future... 

... all I know for sure is, is that I've got a lot of good left in me... just tryin' to figure out how to use what I got left to the best of my abilities...

.... and don't worry, I got's lots more stories... trust me   

[RyanTBH]

Word! Lol!

[BigNoseKate]

Noah, I enjoyed it, and I also hear EXACTLY where you are coming from.  I have a lot more to lose now than I used to, and that always weighs heavily on my mind...

Don't know if we are the same, but I have plenty of memories that bring the rebellious feeling and chit eatin-grin back to my face, and well hell... I'm always gonna want more! I wouldn't call myself an adrenaline junky, but I am definately someone who enjoys a "thrill!"