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« on: April 25, 2012, 09:36:44 pm » |
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Me and the wifey were joking around the other day. We ended up making a list of attractive people we would take go on a weekend pass if the other would consent to a free pass. Jokingly of course. Well we got our pads out and went to scribbling names. Laughing the whole time. Then we showed each other the lists. Hers..Haha. to no surprise consisted of folks like Brad Pitt Richard Gere Robert Redford I laughed and said go get one of em and I will sign the pass. Then I passed her my list..........she read it....got real quite and then knocked me out of my chair. Storming out the back door using words I didn't have a clue she knew. I picked up my list to see what on earth could have set her off that bad. Still couldn't figure it out. Finally she got through ranting long enough answer me about what was wrong. She said she took offense to the people on my list because......they all lived local and one was her cousin.... Go figure with these dang double standards.  Anyway I just throught if those didn't work out I would probably settle for Kelly Pickler or somebody. SO WHO WOULD YOUR MYSTERY DATE BE? Enjoy. |
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texasgrit
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« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2012, 10:06:03 pm » |
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WELL !!!! THE ONLY WOMAN i wont to have a pass with is Melissa LaFour. my wife she is HOTT!!!  . WHAT IF SHE PICKED YOUR BROTHER, cousin, are best friend. how would that make you feel. not a good idea to do any thing like that any way. |
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« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2012, 10:10:06 pm » |
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« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2012, 10:12:06 pm » |
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WELL !!!! THE ONLY WOMAN i wont to have a pass with is Melissa LaFour. my wife she is HOTT!!! . WHAT IF SHE PICKED YOUR BROTHER, cousin, are best friend. how would that make you feel. not a good idea to do any thing like that any way. X2 but u know I do the same chit. But I think ur situation is better than mine hahaa Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I847 using Tapatalk 2 |
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« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2012, 10:14:28 pm » |
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WELL !!!! THE ONLY WOMAN i wont to have a pass with is Melissa LaFour. my wife she is HOTT!!! . WHAT IF SHE PICKED YOUR BROTHER, cousin, are best friend. how would that make you feel. not a good idea to do any thing like that any way. Definitely took the joke alil far. CARRIE UNDERWOOD, y'all back off now, she's mine  |
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YELLOWBLACKMASK
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« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2012, 10:19:47 pm » |
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WELL !!!! THE ONLY WOMAN i wont to have a pass with is Melissa LaFour. my wife she is HOTT!!! . WHAT IF SHE PICKED YOUR BROTHER, cousin, are best friend. how would that make you feel. not a good idea to do any thing like that any way. Heck I can answer that real quick. Dont have a brother........Strike one  Only male cousin is gay......Strike two And all my friends are hog hunters...so I know she ain't down with them........Strike three she's out.  Gotta put this back on the originating ideology. Started with a game show and SHE didn't explain all the rules to me prior to playing. Cant be mad at me for cheating when no rules were established.  |
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« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2012, 10:25:50 pm » |
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ask his wife if it was funny. i know ask your wife. if you have one. make a list with her. and let us know how it goes. and that nothing to joke about. that what wrong with this world to day. it all a joke... A man stands for someting and a boy fallls any thing. but if you make you wife feeling a game.
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« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2012, 10:26:36 pm » |
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Lol I don't have an answer for the question lol. My wife was laughing her butt off though. My pick would probably be someone local or someone I know or met or something like that.
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YELLOWBLACKMASK
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« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2012, 10:35:00 pm » |
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ask his wife if it was funny. i know ask your wife. if you have one. make a list with her. and let us know how it goes. and that nothing to joke about. that what wrong with this world to day. it all a joke... A man stands for someting and a boy fallls any thing. but if you make you wife feeling a game.
If it is any reconciliation with ya. My wifey poo is perfectly fine with it when she found out it was a joke. If ya can't laugh in your marriage......gonna be a long hard road. And in every Man there is a lil boy playing legos. Didn't mean to hit a nerve with ya Txgrit. Did you play this same game and lose? |
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« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2012, 10:46:13 pm » |
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WELL !!!! THE ONLY WOMAN i wont to have a pass with is Melissa LaFour. my wife she is HOTT!!! . WHAT IF SHE PICKED YOUR BROTHER, cousin, are best friend. how would that make you feel. not a good idea to do any thing like that any way. Definitely took the joke alil far. CARRIE UNDERWOOD, y'all back off now, she's mine You can have that tree huggin, PETA supportin, dang she is sure sexy though;D Sent from my DROID RAZR using Tapatalk 2 |
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« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2012, 10:49:07 pm » |
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Well im not married, but if I was, and I got a hallpass.....
I'd say Penelope Cruz
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« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2012, 10:49:19 pm » |
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ask his wife if it was funny. i know ask your wife. if you have one. make a list with her. and let us know how it goes. and that nothing to joke about. that what wrong with this world to day. it all a joke... A man stands for someting and a boy fallls any thing. but if you make you wife feeling a game.
If ya can't laugh in your marriage......gonna be a long hard road. And in every Man there is a lil boy playing legos X2 lol Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I847 using Tapatalk 2 |
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« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2012, 10:51:39 pm » |
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[/quote] You can have that tree huggin, PETA supportin, dang she is sure sexy though;D [/quote] Lol at least yall would have something to talk about passionately. |
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« Reply #13 on: April 25, 2012, 11:06:59 pm » |
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All my wifes friends, again!  |
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« Reply #14 on: April 25, 2012, 11:31:15 pm » |
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All my wifes friends, again! Ooooooops. I can't take confessions here.my son. Haha. Strictly recreationaly speaking. Unless your wifes friend happens to be Kelly Pickler. Hehehhhe  |
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« Reply #15 on: April 25, 2012, 11:36:17 pm » |
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All my wifes friends, again! Ooooooops. I can't take confessions here.my son. Haha. Strictly recreationaly speaking. Unless your wifes friend happens to be Kelly Pickler. Hehehhhe I can at least admit it! |
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« Reply #16 on: April 26, 2012, 07:06:02 am » |
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Ratty and Salt. My purty yeller girls.
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« Reply #17 on: April 26, 2012, 08:48:51 am » |
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Kate Upton
Kate Mara
Kate Beckinsale
I picked those out before I realized they were all named Kate.
On a side note, has anyone seen the Family Guy episode where the guys are on the boat and are saying who they would be with if they could choose any girl? Quagmire says Taylor Hanson. Hahaha
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« Reply #18 on: April 26, 2012, 08:58:33 am » |
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Kate Upton
Kate Mara
Kate Beckinsale
I picked those out before I realized they were all named Kate.
While I'm on it......Katy Perry |
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« Reply #19 on: April 26, 2012, 09:08:59 am » |
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Selma Hayek Kate Beckinsale while she's in her outfit for Underworld |
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