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« Reply #40 on: April 26, 2012, 03:21:13 pm » |
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Gotta throw Angelina Jolie in there, Those Lips Plus she's a BadA$$  You know, normally I would, but damn she has gotten skinny! I do not like that anorexic look at all! Women need to have some type of meat on their bones, you know? x2 correction: Angelina Jolie in the movie "Wanted" |
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« Reply #41 on: April 26, 2012, 03:22:56 pm » |
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Gotta throw Angelina Jolie in there, Those Lips Plus she's a BadA$$ You know, normally I would, but damn she has gotten skinny! I do not like that anorexic look at all! Women need to have some type of meat on their bones, you know? x2...they say the closer to the bone the sweeter the meat...don't believe it...it is not true...   |
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« Reply #42 on: April 26, 2012, 03:25:08 pm » |
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Gotta throw Angelina Jolie in there, Those Lips Plus she's a BadA$$ You know, normally I would, but damn she has gotten skinny! I do not like that anorexic look at all! Women need to have some type of meat on their bones, you know? x2 correction: Angelina Jolie in the movie "Wanted" OK... Now you're talking!!! Love the tats... Which brings me to make a post... LOL! |
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« Reply #43 on: April 26, 2012, 03:29:39 pm » |
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Gotta throw Angelina Jolie in there, Those Lips Plus she's a BadA$$ You know, normally I would, but damn she has gotten skinny! I do not like that anorexic look at all! Women need to have some type of meat on their bones, you know? x2...they say the closer to the bone the sweeter the meat...don't believe it...it is not true... lol if u want sum meet on her Bones check out coco Ice T's lady, Its Re-Thickulous  |
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I gotta pack'a pigs Bayed tight in'a Bryar patch!! -945 BOAR BUSTERS-
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« Reply #44 on: April 26, 2012, 04:05:18 pm » |
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I double dog dare anyone to put her momma or sister on the list.
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« Reply #45 on: April 26, 2012, 04:23:07 pm » |
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 I can see this thread going XXX pretty quick... Hide yo kids, Hide yo wives!!  [/quote] Nahhhhhh I was just talking about having an innocent evening including dinner with mild conversation obviously about hog dogging with Kelly Pickler. Maybe or Maybe not a movie...extra butter on the popcorn if she wants...and we could just laugh and talk lovingly about our spouses. Then at the end of the night I could just give her a friendship hug before dropping her back off at her house. Then when she turns around to walk away......I could just like snatch her, throw her in my trunk while she is wildly screaming and haul bootie wildly into the night. We would probably show back up in the Switzerland Alps years later with alias names like Fraunzalito and Gweneth Paltrow just to be on the safe side as to not draw attention. But XXX stuff. Not a chance If I have to justify anything above to someone that takes it litterally and not jokingly........please go get your circuit board checked Mr. Roboto. 
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« Reply #46 on: April 26, 2012, 04:41:30 pm » |
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jennifer annustin, nikkie mijai, j low . and reba . but it just a dream, dont think ill find them in the woods hunting hogs.lol
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« Reply #47 on: April 26, 2012, 05:27:17 pm » |
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Alright fine I'll play, i don't do the hall pass thing but I have told my wife if anything ever happened to us I'd go either get a few nice fundamentalist mormon girls and a bunch of barbed wire or a trade a crapped out landrover and some SKS's to an afghan Bedouin for two quiet humble Arab girls. All would be of legal marrying age of course and I'd make honest women out of em, don't want nobody else lookin down on them.... I like em purty, humble and quiet, just like the good lord told them to be.  |
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« Reply #48 on: April 26, 2012, 06:04:26 pm » |
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My wife and I both have "lists", but they are made up of people we'd never have a chance with. My list changes nearly daily, and I could give a crap about her list. One that stays on my list constantly though is Giada De Laurentis, from the food network. That woman is absolutely beautiful, even my wife agrees to that one. Plus she can cook too!!! Angelina Jolie and Katy Perry are both pretty high up there too, just cuz I think both of them would be pretty dirty in a good kind of way!!
And I'll tell a story on myself relating to the original joke. I dont know how it came up, but back when my wife and I were first dating, my wife asked me which of her friends I thought was the best looking. And like a total dumbass, instead of saying no one is a good looking as her or I dont look at other women, I truthfully answered the question. Gentlemen, dont ever ever ever ever ever ever ever honestly answer this question if it is asked of you. And if you do decide to answer, at least take a few minutes to think about your answer, dont just blurt out your answer immediately like I did. I dont know how I let her get that one over on me, I'll blame alcohol or temporary insanity. But I promise no good will come from answering that question!!
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« Reply #49 on: April 26, 2012, 06:07:32 pm » |
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well to tell the truth i have waited all my life to get to the point that is not all i think about. now i have time to think about hunting,fishing. and i am not going to mess that up with no midnight dream,s or bottle of pill,s.
feel sorry for you myles i know your wife. she just want,s you to think she has forgave you. good luck brother.
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« Reply #50 on: April 26, 2012, 06:29:14 pm » |
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well it cant be taylor swift cause i was at her graduation for a buddy of mine and i got a hug from her and offered her lunch but thats a different story.
it would have to be jwow from jersey shore cause them ta-tas get my eye balls everytime
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« Reply #51 on: April 26, 2012, 06:31:57 pm » |
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well it cant be taylor swift cause i was at a graduation for a buddy of mine and i got a hug from her and offered her lunch but thats a different story.
it would have to be jwow from jersey shore cause them ta-tas get my eye balls everytime
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« Reply #52 on: April 26, 2012, 07:35:20 pm » |
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John Wayne!! - the young John Wayne that is! (Even though he is dead, a girl can dream!!) |
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« Reply #53 on: April 26, 2012, 08:27:51 pm » |
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John Wayne!! - the young John Wayne that is! (Even though he is dead, a girl can dream!!) Ha ha the thread has changed directions. |
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« Reply #54 on: April 26, 2012, 08:36:12 pm » |
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I stopped by CWards house a few weeks ago to bring him a catahoula pup that he didn't want nobody to know about and I guess I caught him on a hall pass weekend  He had one of these girls saddled up and was loping her around the round pen! I didn't wanna know much more so I snapped a pic and high tailed it out of there as he was putting on his palpating gloves   |
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« Reply #55 on: April 26, 2012, 08:39:33 pm » |
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Training dogs is not about quantity, it's more about timing, the right situations, and proper guidance...After that it's up to the dog...
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« Reply #56 on: April 26, 2012, 08:46:49 pm » |
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Thinks for blurring the cat. Out of the picture. If u look real close u can see one of my high breed bmc on bottom left. Tbob I seen you get a phon e number from one of them. I'm sure it was for twillbanks. |
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Hog hunting can start more crap than anything I have ever seen!(HDLCrystal)
Remember John Wayne was just an actor the real cowboys is who he looked up to..........
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« Reply #57 on: April 26, 2012, 08:52:20 pm » |
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Thinks for blurring the cat. Out of the picture. If u look real close u can see one of my high breed bmc on bottom left. Tbob I seen you get a phon e number from one of them. I'm sure it was for twillbanks. No problem, what are friends for And heck no! I got that number cuz I needed something warm to curl up in up here in this cold a$$ Yankee state I'm working in!! Unfortunately ol girl already had plenty of other forgotten lovers curdled up in her jelly rolls. |
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« Reply #58 on: April 26, 2012, 09:12:37 pm » |
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Thinks for blurring the cat. Out of the picture. If u look real close u can see one of my high breed bmc on bottom left. Tbob I seen you get a phon e number from one of them. I'm sure it was for twillbanks. |
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« Reply #59 on: April 26, 2012, 09:36:55 pm » |
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LMAO! Now its a party! Tha bigiggens finally showed. Kate Don't worry girl I wish you could get your dream to become reality. Maybe we could get a few more movies off of old John while he was here. I call that a win win. |
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