Weak stomachs club...

[T-Bob Parker]

  Alright well I have been out of town a lot lately and my wife does a fine job caring for my dogs but unfortunately we had our housedog get into something poisonous and try as my wife and her preferred veteranarian did, they just couldn't save the dog. Well obviously there's nothing remotely funny about losing a pet that we loved but the crumminess part (for her anyway) was that we never could find her body to know for certain what happened to her.
  Well as fate would have it I was doing some work around the ol homestead when i come across an unmistakeable stench, lo and behold I find the dog. Well I was pretty sad but I knew what had to be done so I went to my truck, got some rope and a shovel and then I had a brilliant idea to get one of those dust masks that I make my crew wear. Unfortunately the mask wasn't doing the trick so I got an even better idea, I'd put some Vicks vapor rub in the mask. BIG MISTAKE. I did what had to be done in the middle of the heat of day and just got more and more sick over the smell of Vicks! I finally got to feeling like I was smothering and had to take it off and GOOD GOD!! My sinuses were totally clear and the original smell was worse than it ever could have been naturly! I started heaving and couldn't stop myself. The sound and smell of puke makes me puke even more so it was one stomach curdling smell and sound after another. I ended up having to bear crawl away until I could stand up and run. I eventually regained my composure and finished what I started but not without a few more dry heaves.


I realize there's nothing funny about the original reason for diggin the hole and hope y'all aren't too offended by me sharing this story but I figure if some can have a laugh at my expense maybe someone else with a weak stomach wouldn't mind sharing some of the grossest stories!

I know CWard has a good story or two. 

[justincorbell]

Lol that is pretty funny given the circumstances


"the sun is shining somewhere in texas" -Jason Boland

[UNDERDOG]

I find it funny as hell. .......  now I know to put you on my special txt list for gross pics 

[cward]

Thats pretty funny tbob.
The best one i have was we were working cows and i seen a dead cow and ask my uncle could I have her head he said first come first serve everyone has asked for that head. She had horns,just like the bad company horns were. I was gonna get that head. So a few days later I drove to the pasture with my cousin NOW he has a weak stomach and i do not. I decide if I'm going to get that head than I better do it now. The cow is rank and full of maggots. I had to run the buzzards off to get to her. Well my cousin is standing by the flat bed truck of coarse telling me how gross I am. He is just gagging over the smell saying you idiot. I was trying to rip the head away from the body just hide had,it I'm pulling and jerking when all of a sudden it brakes loose well I hit the ground from pulling so hard and it slings maggots and gook all over my cousins face. It even got some in his mouth. He puked and dry hived all the way home all I could do is laugh. But I got the cow head.

[T-Bob Parker]

I find it funny as hell. .......  now I know to put you on my special txt list for gross pics  

You start sending me gross pictures, and I'll put your phone number on every Pentecostal prayer warrior chain I get emailed to me. You'll be listening to sweet lil ol ladies praying in tongues for their corns and colonoscopies.  

[PLP]

I've been in the plumbing business 21 yrs next month.........or was this thread limited to gross dog stuff??

[Peachcreek]

i have a terrible weak stomach myself and can relate t-bob. And to make it worse I can smell better than most people so I will go to gagging and people around me look at me like what? A while back i had a pig die in the pen and was already bad so i thought i will just open the gate and let the critter clear it out. this didnt work and after about two weeks Caught another hog that i wanted to put in the pen. So I offered my daughter twenty bucks to put it in the tractor bucket for me. i had the doors closed and ac on recirculate well to say the least a little bit of the funck got in and the sight of her pulling legs off and using a shovel for the rest i went to heaving, heaving turned into throwing up inside the tractor and that led to heaving all the way to where i dumped to hog. I had to get my daughter to drive the tractor back to the shop so i could wash out the cab. So I know where you are coming from... it seems some people smells just dont bother them.

[TinyTexasCowgirl]

Smells don't tend to bother me, but sounds, now that's another story. First day I worked for the vet in Fairfield, we started off the morning with a feline spay and declaw. Made it all the way through the spay with no issues, but the declaw, holy cow. The first time he snapped the clippers to cut the claw and that bone crunched I lost it. Wound up passing out, and then puked after they got me woke up again. Still can't deal with bone crunching sounds now even if they are on TV.

[SCHitemHard]

i was born and raised on a dairy farm, ive got gross stories that could make your skin crawl. everything from a cyst on a cow that weighed over 50 pounds and it exploded on me and i kept working (8 hours mind you) before i could go in and wash it off, all the way to the "chit hole" that was punishment if someone brought home bad grades or got in trouble at school.(did this for 6 months straight for something stupid i did, thats another story) all the cow crap would get washed off to the end of the rows where rain and heat would funk it up to choke a donkey! waist deep in 100 degree cow manure water shoveling it out so the drain could work properly. im good fiends with some of the SC Game wardens and i would pick up deer and such and got called to pick up 2 skunks and well long story short one wasnt dead and it sprayed my eyes, mouth, heck even got some of it in my ear. i was deaf, blind and dumb for bout 2 weeks.

now i work in surgery and clean colon scopes without a wince, everyone in my dept has hurled once or twice and they are betting when ill be next

[djhogdogger]

 Im in the weak stomach club. Especially when it come to foul ordors (although im getting used to skunk odor). This is terrible, but Im going to tell it any way.

 I always refused to babysit for anyone until their kids were potty trained. Well finally our twin nephews where old enough. They were like five I believe ( this was about 12 years ago), and me and James were going to keep them for the day. Well, as it turned out, one of them had an accident in his pants.

 I imediately started to gag. James was out in the pasture. I couldn't get ahold of anyone to help me and I knew that the poor boy needed to be cleaned up and a fresh change of clothes.....

 James came driving up to the house on the tractor and said " what in the heck are you doing?"  .... I had our nephew out in the yard, stripped off and I was hosing him down with the water hose, from far enough that I couldnt smell anything.

 I hosed him down and then I hosed his clothes down, and then I put him in a big  bubble bath.

James was just shaking his head. I told him that I cant help it. I was fixing to puke and didn't know what else to do.

[djhogdogger]

i was born and raised on a dairy farm, ive got gross stories that could make your skin crawl. everything from a cyst on a cow that weighed over 50 pounds and it exploded on me and i kept working (8 hours mind you) before i could go in and wash it off, all the way to the "chit hole" that was punishment if someone brought home bad grades or got in trouble at school.(did this for 6 months straight for something stupid i did, thats another story) all the cow crap would get washed off to the end of the rows where rain and heat would funk it up to choke a donkey! waist deep in 100 degree cow manure water shoveling it out so the drain could work properly. im good fiends with some of the SC Game wardens and i would pick up deer and such and got called to pick up 2 skunks and well long story short one wasnt dead and it sprayed my eyes, mouth, heck even got some of it in my ear. i was deaf, blind and dumb for bout 2 weeks.

now i work in surgery and clean colon scopes without a wince, everyone in my dept has hurled once or twice and they are betting when ill be next

Dude, you win first place!    No one can top that! EEEEWWWWWW!!!!!!

[Purebreedcolt]

Lol been around cattle and what not all my life the thing that still gets me is when I was small we had a calf die inside of a cow.  Well had to pull it and it broke in half and I don't remember who it was but they were having to fish the parts out.  Shoot I couldn't have been 3 or 4 but still remember that.  Second to that is when a cow don't clean out after a calf and she gets an infection man that just turns my stomach typeing this.  My bosses shot a pig put it in the freezer and then then freezer went out that was bad had to go get the freezer on a trailer and haul it off. That caused a few gag reflexes.  Then 2 days ago the rance mgr out here had us haul a ice chest to the dump that had who knows what man when it got thrown in there it was like a dang bomb went off I don't gag that easy but man that was bad I had to hold my breath just to get the rest of the trash off the ranger and then shagged out of there lol. 

[UNDERDOG]

I find it funny as hell. .......  now I know to put you on my special txt list for gross pics  

You start sending me gross pictures, and I'll put your phone number on every Pentecostal prayer warrior chain I get emailed to me. You'll be listening to sweet lil ol ladies praying in tongues for their corns and colonoscopies.  

OK....Truce...ha ha

[BA-IV]

I can deal with a world of smells, sounds, and having just about anything on me and it not be to bad.  BUT I can't do maggots.  I don't like em at all, and my skin crawls thinking about it.  My wife thinks I'm crazy, I got one on me the other day messing with a dead hog, barely finished getting the hog out and I immediately stripped to my drawers, rinsed off with a water hose and then took a shower.

[jimco]

My dad has been a taxidermist for 50 years. I grew up in his shop. Done seen and smelled every dead and not so fresh animal there is.
Hunted and skinned alligators and gutted them in the August heat since 1979. None of that ever bothered me. The only thing that ever
bothered me was when my wife was sick in bed and she asked me to change our son's diaper. I started throwing up and couldn't stop. I
wrapped him in a old blanket and carried him across the street to my mom's house, so she could finish the job,all the while I was throwing my guts up .

[Izz]

I just recently got into te outdoors sports. Bout 7 or 8 yrs ago. Growing up i was hanging around the wrong crouds thinkin i was somebody i wasnt til i finaly met my wife and her family.  anyway i got into the sport. Well about 3 yrs into it i finally got to go run dogs with some new friends. I already knew my stomach was weak due to previous skining and so on. Also i had never been up close with a hog. So next thing you know we're out huntin and we got a bay goin and everyone and myself is pumped up. Im a few beers in as well  so my cojones are large at the moment lol and it had already been setthat i was gona stick it. So im a roud up. We cut the catch dog loose he grabs and my buddy goes in and legs it and as im goin in i notice this HORRIBLE musky smell. And it gets worse as i get closer. Now me and smells do not get along. I almost positive i got a better nose than a hound. So i hold my breath haul a** in there and stick the pig and with my adrenaline rushing i start breathing and  just let it all out i start heavin and as im heavin i leave the knife in the pig and dart up wind like crazy everybody is lookin and wondering wtf!! Im heavin the whole way im runin. I must of ran like 100 yds. My buddy had to finish it off for me.  But luckily now days im geting beter and beter at being able to manage smells lol

[dwhd93]

I just recently got into te outdoors sports. Bout 7 or 8 yrs ago. Growing up i was hanging around the wrong crouds thinkin i was somebody i wasnt til i finaly met my wife and her family.  anyway i got into the sport. Well about 3 yrs into it i finally got to go run dogs with some new friends. I already knew my stomach was weak due to previous skining and so on. Also i had never been up close with a hog. So next thing you know we're out huntin and we got a bay goin and everyone and myself is pumped up. Im a few beers in as well  so my cojones are large at the moment lol and it had already been setthat i was gona stick it. So im a roud up. We cut the catch dog loose he grabs and my buddy goes in and legs it and as im goin in i notice this HORRIBLE musky smell. And it gets worse as i get closer. Now me and smells do not get along. I almost positive i got a better nose than a hound. So i hold my breath haul a** in there and stick the pig and with my adrenaline rushing i start breathing and  just let it all out i start heavin and as im heavin i leave the knife in the pig and dart up wind like crazy everybody is lookin and wondering wtf!! Im heavin the whole way im runin. I must of ran like 100 yds. My buddy had to finish it off for me.  But luckily now days im geting beter and beter at being able to manage smells lol

its true lol he always seems to get a 'phone call' when we start cleanin lol

[Izz]

Lmao!!!! Ay its an important call. I gota take the call lol

[pigrig]

my stomach is made of steel pulling out rotten calves from cows,to dead people not a worry ....bring it on ......but baby vomit and poop thats a whole different thing i have 3 growen kids and only ever changed one nappie took my little girl outside uncliped her napp and hosed her down with the garden hose first and last time

[T-Bob Parker]

Whew! Had another one today! Got to the office and found that one of the hogs in the lil pen was dead and had to drag it out, that was gross but what was really nasty was I notices another one missing and went snooping around and sho nuff, another nasty rotted and half eaten dead one was in there too!!! The girls had been complaining about the smell so I had to get rid of it. I kept my breakfast down, but couldn't get it out of there without ralphing. I ended up pouring gas all over it and throwing a match at it. Uuugggggh didn't work. Think I'll try again later.