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« on: June 18, 2012, 11:56:51 am » |
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A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the
difference between potentially and realistically?'
The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if
she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a Million
dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a
million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'
So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
for a million dollars?'
The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money
to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!'
The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?'
The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him
in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'
The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?'
'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million Bucks
would buy?'
The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his
dad.
His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between
'potentially' and 'realistically'?'
The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially' , you and I are sitting on Three
million dollars .
But 'realistically' , we're just living with two hookers and a queer.
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John Esker
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RyanTBH
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« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2012, 12:35:32 pm » |
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LMAO! I needed a good laugh right now! Thanks for sharing!  |
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Do work, make chit happen, and never stop moving forward.
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« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2012, 12:35:47 pm » |
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Lance
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« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2012, 12:51:28 pm » |
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Good one !
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A scared dog dont get no meat !
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« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2012, 01:20:53 pm » |
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Just embarrassed my self at my computer for Lol'ing.
Nice one! We should do one of those a day to keep the spirits up.
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« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2012, 03:46:57 pm » |
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Hahahaha, very good, very good
"the sun is shining somewhere in texas" -Jason Boland
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"stupids in the water these days, they're gonna drink it anyway." - Chris Knight
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« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2012, 05:38:15 pm » |
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heeheeheehee...good one...  |
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Training dogs is not about quantity, it's more about timing, the right situations, and proper guidance...After that it's up to the dog...
A hunting dog is born not made...
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« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2012, 05:43:48 pm » |
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smart boy. that.s a good one.
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If you going to do it do it in style. ( GO YELLOW)
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« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2012, 06:35:01 pm » |
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Really needed that after my great day at work
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It might be lonely at the top but it's a bitch on the bottom
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kids got a point
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That is to funny
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Gods gifts grandkids and puppies
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jeskyn
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good stuff there
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Thanks I needed a laugh.
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"...A man who has nothing which he cares more about than he does about his personal safety is a miserable creature who has no chance at being free, unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself..." John Stuart Mill
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