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HogHunter1989
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Big ones line up little ones pile up
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Catch an cut
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Peachcreek
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"That dog will hunt" my uncle said that about anything good...
Tighter than frog p---y
More efed up than a n's check book
He talks more chit than a japanese radio
And a famous line from Mike "its part of it homeboy"
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sdillard
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When someone saids there goin to whip me i will say " they dont know much, but they know better"
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Work on em son, work on em
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Swine-Stalker
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Hotter than two foxes f^%$ing in a forrest fire
Couldnt pour piss from a boot if the directions were on the heel
Uglier than the east end of a west bound horse
So drunk he couldnt scratch his a$$ with a fist full of fish hooks
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We'll all be equal under the grass, God's got a heaven for country trash
"The problems we face today are there because the people who work
for a living are now outnumbered by those who vote for a living."
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PLP
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It's all f***ed up like a soup sandwich!!
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airduster29
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"just because I said it dont mean U herd it. , just because U herd it dont mean I said it "
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reatj81
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Happy as a fat girl at prom.
$hit threw a screen door
F%% like a run over dog
Let me get you some vinegar, water, and bottle with a straw so you can douse
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H.Wilson
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f$@&Ed up like a snake in a bush hog
Higher than chicken hawk p$@sy upside down
You might be dumb but you ain't stupid
It's hotter than two rats f$&)&$ in a wool sock
It might be lonely at the top but it's a b$@ch at the bottom
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It might be lonely at the top but it's a bitch on the bottom
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RyanTBH
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Holding on like a hubcap in the fast lane...
Sweating like a whore in church...
Do work, make chit happen, and never stop moving forward...
What can you do about something you can't do anything about?
If ifs, ands and, buts were candy and nuts then we'd all have a merry Christmas.
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Do work, make chit happen, and never stop moving forward.
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ked
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OH YES HE CAN, he's dad.
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TexasTransplant
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Shakin' like a dog chitting razor blades
Worthless as tits on a boar
Your mind is like a fart in a whirlwind
Red on the head like d*&k on a dog
plenty more...
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Hunt, Hunt, Hunt!
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HogHunter1989
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F$%k up like a fat mans flip flop
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Catch an cut
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BoDarc
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" you 're as crazy as a sprayed cockroach"
Shinin' like a diamond in a goat's a$$
Sweatin' like a whore in church
Hotter than a scalded dog's a$$
" Just a c¥nt hair more"
and a variant of a previous one
" You're so stupid, you couldn't pour piss out of a boot, if I ripped the heel off for ya"
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"Your legacy should be that you made it better than it was when you got it." a quote from Lee Iacocca http://bodarckennel.com/ |
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J.Prince
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Momma didn't raise no b!tch.
I'm out like a fat girl in dodgeball.
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trapperchick87
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"You wernt raised in a barn!"
"shut that door were not trying to a/c the neighborhood"
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Life's tough...get a helmet
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2Kranch
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famous words of pepper lewis "does a hobby horse have a hickory d!ck, of course im in"
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Tusk Hog
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If you don't use your head you should have been born with two a-holes.
Is that why your so damn ugly?
About to be too wet to plow.
Going to clean your plow.
If you got it flaunt it, if you ain't sit down and shut up!!!
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