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John Wayne quote: If you don't respect your elders than you better respect your betters.
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Well these two go together
"hold my beer watch this"
Depending on how much I've had to drink I have said this a few times after the first fail.
"f()€k it hit it harder"
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I like this one by John Osteen...
When you don't know what to do...then do what you know what to do...
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Training dogs is not about quantity, it's more about timing, the right situations, and proper guidance...After that it's up to the dog...
A hunting dog is born not made...
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you'd loose your head if it wasn't attached-dad said that one all the time
colder then a well diggers a$$
colder then a witches t!t in a brass bra
your about as smart as a t-post
dont squat with your spurs on
drivin like a bat outa Hell
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Life's tough...get a helmet
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sexier than a bugs titty..............finer than a frogs hair split 4 ways.............
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Aint worth a cup full of n** piss!
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I go where the dogs go!
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Going to give my pillow some head
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It might be lonely at the top but it's a bitch on the bottom
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nuttier than squirrel poop.
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Make like some geese and get the flock outta here
"the sun is shining somewhere in texas" -Jason Boland
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"stupids in the water these days, they're gonna drink it anyway." - Chris Knight
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"bad decisions make good stories"
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Guy I knew used this one a good bit.
Gotta go talk some s*** with John
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It's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission
Better to have it an not need it then need it and not have it
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i would rather whittle out a wooden beak and peck chit with the chickens than do that.
she is finer than a dip of garret snuff.
i hate rude behavior in a man i want tolerate it.
life is hard its even harder if your stupid.
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"wow out of millions of sperm YOU were the fastest?"
"bullchit filter is full"
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« Reply #54 on: August 01, 2012, 01:22:18 am » |
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Man, to put me on the spot like this I can't think of them all. But I guarantee you I've got a clever line for almost any situation. Some off the top of my head.
I'd be on that like a rat on a Cheeto.
She's got more chins than a Chinese phonebook.
Time to make like a fetus, and head out.
Off like a dress on prom night.
Off like a new brides panties.
Colder than a witches titty in a snowmans mouth.
Your killin me smalls.
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Show me a good loser and I will show you A loser!!
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« Reply #55 on: August 01, 2012, 01:31:42 am » |
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The best of you ran down your mommas leg
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Country boy can survive
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« Reply #56 on: August 01, 2012, 09:18:36 am » |
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Don't think about it, be about it
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Windows Down, Waylon Up.
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« Reply #57 on: August 01, 2012, 10:23:11 am » |
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Smiling like a jacka$$ eating cactus
Even a blind hog finds an acorn
If your gonna be a bear be a grizzly
Uglier than sheep chit in shallow water
Raining like a cow pi$$ing on a flat rock
Have to pi$$ like a tied up show dog
Only time to talk about whooping a$$ is after youve done it
Shaking like a dog $hitting a peach seed
You look like a calf staring at a new gate
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"No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session" - Mark Twain (1866)
"I hate rude behavior in a man, I won't tolerate it"~Woodrow F. Call
"Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not."~Thomas Jefferson
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thickethunter
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« Reply #58 on: August 01, 2012, 10:49:05 am » |
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BUFFET...big.ugly.fat.folks.eating.together SNAFU...situation.normal.all.f$$$ed.up
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« Reply #59 on: August 01, 2012, 10:51:22 am » |
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FUBAR! f'd up beyond all recognition.
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Do work, make chit happen, and never stop moving forward.
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