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« Reply #60 on: August 01, 2012, 04:40:39 pm » |
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check out the turd cutter on her
look at the $hitter on that critter
You couldnt drive a sharp stop in a fat hogs @$$
Your truck wouldnt pull a greasy string out of a hogs @$$
Boy...who you callin boy? you must call alligators, lizards!
She's a Monet...(good from far, but far from good)
Is a pigs @$$ pork? (hell yeah)
and a good one i over heard one time, and about fell over laughing...
(while talking about a HOT celeberty, and i cant remember who)
(Guy 1)...boy, i'd eat the peanuts outta her $hit....
(Guy 2)...what?, damn your gross
(Guy 1)...what, you dont like peanuts?
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« Reply #61 on: August 01, 2012, 04:46:24 pm » |
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This is a Spanish saying we use, a rooster will crow in any henhouse!
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« Reply #62 on: August 01, 2012, 05:37:31 pm » |
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Can't dodge it ram it
Rather be cummin than stroking ( cummins motors)
Cummins stroke this ( for Chevy duramax)
It's takes a gun to shoot a deer it takes balls to catch a hog
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It might be lonely at the top but it's a bitch on the bottom
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« Reply #63 on: August 01, 2012, 06:12:18 pm » |
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"Expose yourself, and Expose yourself to Gold"
"That's like pointing out a turd in a river of number 2"
When your busy as all get out=> "the tail is wagging the dog right now"
When u see a hot/slutty girl: "I bet she would lay down like a hot ox"
Kind of like saying lets go or vamanos=> " let's walk this dog and kick this chicken"
"king turd on number 2 mountain"
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« Reply #64 on: August 01, 2012, 06:15:31 pm » |
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Can't dodge it ram it
Rather be cummin than stroking ( cummins motors)
Cummins stroke this ( for Chevy duramax)
It's takes a gun to shoot a deer it takes balls to catch a hog
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« Reply #65 on: August 01, 2012, 09:13:30 pm » |
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My 93 year old pops sayings
"slicker than greased owl $hit"
When talking of a calf with scours "he could $hit through a screen and not hang on a wire"
"gonna rain like a cow pissin on a flat rock" or "fixin to come a turd floater"
"harder to find than a diamond in a goats a$$"
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« Reply #66 on: August 01, 2012, 10:14:47 pm » |
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"your talking like a man with a paper hole in the butt"
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« Reply #67 on: August 01, 2012, 10:35:30 pm » |
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U ever see me fighting a bear u better jump in and help the bear ....................... I am so Fu@king bad if ur on the phone with God and I call better click over and see what I want ..... lol
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« Reply #68 on: August 01, 2012, 10:55:11 pm » |
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you gotta a better chance of makin out with a grizzly bear in a phone booth than f&ckin with me.
ive tripped over better lookin b!t#ches then you tryin to find a corner to j%ck off in.
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« Reply #69 on: August 01, 2012, 10:58:19 pm » |
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" boy your just like a male dog, if you can't eat it or breed it just piss on it"
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« Reply #70 on: August 01, 2012, 11:53:24 pm » |
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U can polish a turd all day long but its still a piece of sh*t!
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« Reply #71 on: August 02, 2012, 06:41:54 am » |
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You cant make chicken salad outa chicken $hit
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« Reply #72 on: August 02, 2012, 07:24:09 am » |
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You would be better off trying to shove a wet noodle up a lions a$$ then to f$@k with me
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« Reply #73 on: August 02, 2012, 07:35:25 am » |
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IF you play with chit your hands are gonna stink...
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« Reply #74 on: August 02, 2012, 07:36:07 am » |
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You would rather jack off a panther than jump
on me
I have run over bigger men than u to
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« Reply #75 on: August 02, 2012, 07:44:52 am » |
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I've been called worse by better
I've jumped over better and jacked off in a corner I was just trying to help you out
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« Reply #76 on: August 02, 2012, 07:59:00 am » |
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Theres ladie present fella's.......
Stay classy ETHD lol
"the sun is shining somewhere in texas" -Jason Boland
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"stupids in the water these days, they're gonna drink it anyway." - Chris Knight
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« Reply #77 on: August 02, 2012, 08:19:15 am » |
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Theres ladie present fella's.......
Stay classy ETHD lol
"the sun is shining somewhere in texas" -Jason Boland
Justin I've actually herd that saying more than once so I guess it kinda fits into the thread |
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« Reply #78 on: August 02, 2012, 08:20:26 am » |
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Lol
"the sun is shining somewhere in texas" -Jason Boland
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« Reply #79 on: August 02, 2012, 08:57:03 am » |
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guy callin you a bi*#h-"really is that all you got, at least call me something that I have to go look up"
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