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« Reply #80 on: August 02, 2012, 08:57:23 am » |
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Last thing I told my ex wife.........." the only thing you were ever good for.......you weren't any good at"
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« Reply #81 on: August 02, 2012, 09:08:30 am » |
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F'd up as a screen door on a submarine!
Bright as a burnt out light bulb!
Lost as a ball in tall weeds!
He's a few bricks shy of a full load!
Ain't the sharpest tool in the shed!
Messed up as a football bat!
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« Reply #82 on: August 02, 2012, 09:15:22 am » |
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We had this on a race car
Co€s in the hen house
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« Reply #83 on: August 02, 2012, 12:06:24 pm » |
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Last thing I told my ex wife.........." the only thing you were ever good for.......you weren't any good at"
Lol now that ain't your normal run o the mill burn, thats a super duper major league type burn!!!!......i bet she's still mad!!!! "the sun is shining somewhere in texas" -Jason Boland |
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"stupids in the water these days, they're gonna drink it anyway." - Chris Knight
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« Reply #84 on: August 02, 2012, 12:10:35 pm » |
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The older I get, the better I was.
Don't knock it if you ain't tried it.
Crazy as a run over dog.
Hotter than a road lizard.
He dosen't know if hes washing or hanging out.
He's so dumb, he thought Peter Pan was a wash basin in a whore house.
If you can't ride him, hang up and thrill the crowed.
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The older I get, the better I was.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principle difference between a dog and a man.
Mark Twain
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« Reply #85 on: August 02, 2012, 09:59:03 pm » |
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You boys sure you wanna ride this train.
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Catch you later Kiel
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« Reply #86 on: August 02, 2012, 10:59:58 pm » |
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The more hair I lose, the more head I get.
My buddy has one that is : f*'ed like a duck on a chicken truck.
And there is one that references a loose moral girl to a porcupine but I won't go there.
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We'll all be equal under the grass, God's got a heaven for country trash
"The problems we face today are there because the people who work
for a living are now outnumbered by those who vote for a living."
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« Reply #87 on: August 03, 2012, 09:40:28 am » |
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An old man i work with just said " i dont care if that chit hair lips a goat i am gonna do it anyhow" i thought of this thread.
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« Reply #88 on: August 03, 2012, 10:08:47 am » |
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He could talk the horns off a billy goat...the guys at work keep the sayings going lol
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Life's tough...get a helmet
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« Reply #89 on: August 03, 2012, 12:53:42 pm » |
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Here is mine:
" I bet you arse gets jealous with all that crap coming out your mounth"
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« Reply #90 on: August 03, 2012, 02:01:16 pm » |
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i rule the roost at my house ,she just rules the rooster
you just soon as french kiss a rattlesnake ,as mess with me
you can carry a tue in a bucket
you so drunk you couldnt find you way out of a wet parer sack
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God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy!
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« Reply #91 on: August 03, 2012, 02:26:29 pm » |
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id crawl through a feild of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walky talky
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« Reply #92 on: August 03, 2012, 03:11:46 pm » |
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Don't worry about the mule, just load the wagon.
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The older I get, the better I was.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principle difference between a dog and a man.
Mark Twain
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« Reply #93 on: August 03, 2012, 04:12:49 pm » |
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An old feller who lived next door when I was young used to say when something suddenly broke on him, "Well #uck me runnin "
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"Pedigree indicates what the animal should be. Conformation indicates what the animal appears to be. But PERFORMANCE indicates what the animal actually is."
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« Reply #94 on: August 03, 2012, 06:48:54 pm » |
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Last thing I told my ex wife.........." the only thing you were ever good for.......you weren't any good at"
Lol now that ain't your normal run o the mill burn, thats a super duper major league type burn!!!!......i bet she's still mad!!!! Heck yeah she didn't talk to me for 12 days.....best 12 days I had that year. I'm glad to report that's she's happily...well married at least , to a pretty good guy and found it in her heart to come back to work for me. LOL "the sun is shining somewhere in texas" -Jason Boland |
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« Reply #95 on: August 03, 2012, 09:19:36 pm » |
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"avoid conflict and trouble, for enough of it fetches to a man without his asking, but if you are attacked, smite them hip and thigh. "I'm mad enough to bib the devil in hell and spoon him coals."
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« Reply #96 on: August 03, 2012, 09:39:11 pm » |
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Here are a few
you can't fix stupid
it is what it is
fine as wine
that dog will hunt
you can't guess you gotta know
big as a mouse a hypo pot a mouse
gonna stick that knife up your a$$ and kick the pop rivets out of it
if i am lien i'm dieing
dam it man
mean as a snake
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« Reply #97 on: August 04, 2012, 03:10:43 am » |
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For a yes answer,
Raggedy Ann got a cotton crotch.
Anthony
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I hunt and breed FBMCBO,inc. dogs. (Weatherford's Ben)
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« Reply #98 on: August 04, 2012, 11:36:08 am » |
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His cornbread ain't done. His elevator dont go to the top floor. If its got hair on it I can ride it if its got a beat I can dance to it
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« Reply #99 on: August 04, 2012, 01:05:40 pm » |
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My buddy wanted help with his new girlfriends ex boyfriend that was giving trouble. I asked how big a boy is he.... He responded " aww he ain't but about 5 ft........19 inches tall." wisely I deferred.
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