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« on: August 22, 2012, 09:00:30 am » |
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I've noticed in Southeast Texas that if the sky's all dark grey and full of clouds and a cool breeze starts blowing on a hot day, there's a good chance it's about to rain. I've noticed that when a male dog starts sniffing and circling trees and stops to lift his leg, there's a high liklihood he's gonna pee I've noticed that if you give a known drunkard his paycheck on on Friday it's unlikely that he'll show up bright eyed and bushy tailed to work on Saturday. And I've noticed that no matter what we fight about it always happens to be around the same day according to the calendar, but when I come to my fences and just say that out loud, instead of saying "you know you're probably right, can you just get me some ice cream and forget that I got so mad?" women almost always say "that has nothing to do with this!!!! RERRRRRAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!" Just lil stuff I've noticed.  |
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« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2012, 09:20:03 am » |
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Interesting, I've came to the same conclusion Sent from my DROID RAZR using Tapatalk 2 |
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« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2012, 10:08:40 am » |
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Yet we always feel the need to point it out again.  |
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« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2012, 10:29:03 am » |
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Yet we always feel the need to point it out again. Only because they NEVER remember!! Example: Man- hey honey have you seen the remote? Woman- NO! Do I look like your freaking maid!?!?!? Man- sorry. Woman-you sure are! Sorry no good for nothing! Find your own dang remote! Do you have any idea how hard my life is? This girl at ______ is pretty and she makes me sick! Such a ho! And you'd probably loooooooovvve to know her wouldn't you?! Oh I bet you would! And speaking if hoes, I hate your mother she's always getting in our business and putting her nose where it don't belong and speaking of noses, why can't you trim those nose hairs! You look like an old greasy dago! And why don't you ever just wash out the sink after you shave, I mean OMG! hard hard is that and another thing about your mother, I think she's bipolar! I mean fun and sweet one minute and then just one little question just sets her off!!!! Maybe she babied you too dang long when you were growing up and that's why you think I should take care of your every need! I mean how needy are you? And that girl had the nerve to good morning the other day, I mean seriously! What a bi___ !!! can you believe the nerve of her?? Oh I bet you'd loooooovvvvve to "believe the nerve of her" wouldn't you!?!!? You are such a pig ! Uggghh ad speaking of pigs................................ ...... ........ ........ You think she's prettier than me don't you!? DONT YOU!! WELL I HOPE YOU AND JESSICA BIEL ARE HAPPY!!! why don't you just drive out to California and fart in her face and see if shed put up with your fat lazy butt!! You are nothing like my dad! My daddy..... ....... ....... Man- NOW DANGIT! I've had enough! You need to chill out, just quit cleaning, grab some midol and I'll make you a margarita and chill out girl. Woman- wwwwwaaaaaaaaaawwwwwaaaaaaaawwwwwaaaaaa Booohoooo booohhooooo that's nit what this is all about why do you always say that any time your being stupid and making me mad....... Next morning Woman- hey, honey? When your at the store today will you grab some......... |
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« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2012, 10:42:15 am » |
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$hit that makes my head hurt! And they wonder why men get drunk during the week!
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« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2012, 10:51:56 am » |
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Yet we always feel the need to point it out again. Only because they NEVER remember!! Example: Man- hey honey have you seen the remote? Woman- NO! Do I look like your freaking maid!?!?!? Man- sorry. Woman-you sure are! Sorry no good for nothing! Find your own dang remote! Do you have any idea how hard my life is? This girl at ______ is pretty and she makes me sick! Such a ho! And you'd probably loooooooovvve to know her wouldn't you?! Oh I bet you would! And speaking if hoes, I hate your mother she's always getting in our business and putting her nose where it don't belong and speaking of noses, why can't you trim those nose hairs! You look like an old greasy dago! IAnd why don't you ever just wash out the sink after you shave, I mean OMG! hard hard is that and another thing about your mother, I think she's bipolar! I mean fun and sweet one minute and then just one little question just sets her off!!!! Maybe she babied you too dang long when you were growing up and that's why you think I should take care of your every need! I mean how needy are you? And that girl had the nerve to good morning the other day, I mean seriously! What a bi___ !!! can you believe the nerve of her?? Oh I bet you'd loooooovvvvve to "believe the nerve of her" wouldn't you!?!!? You are such a pig ! Uggghh ad speaking of pigs................................ ...... ........ ........ You think she's prettier than me don't you!? DONT YOU!! WELL I HOPE YOU AND JESSICA BIEL ARE HAPPY!!! why don't you just drive out to California and fart in her face and see if shed put up with your fat lazy butt!! You are nothing like my dad! My daddy..... ....... ....... Man- NOW DANGIT! I've had enough! You need to chill out, just quit cleaning, grab some midol and I'll make you a margarita and chill out girl. Woman- wwwwwaaaaaaaaaawwwwwaaaaaaaawwwwwaaaaaa Booohoooo booohhooooo that's nit what this is all about why do you always say that any time your being stupid and making me mad....... Next morning Woman- hey, honey? When your at the store today will you grab some......... Lmao |
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« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2012, 11:00:46 am » |
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You guys need to read this:  |
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It's easy to judge the character of a man,....by how he treats those that can do nothing for him.
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« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2012, 11:23:18 am » |
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I had a guy tell me that while deer hunting he had kept a journal of every detail. for years he did this. I have since considered making a journal on my wife the same way. Then when I see a pattern not only could I show her years of data but I would also have it documented so it would become fact. I don't think I would show her while alone but maybe at a marriage counselors or something. I would also know for instance...... The fifteenth is the first day of hell week and I need to send flowers and a gift card that day and take off work to babysit so she can have some alone time. Clean the house and make sure no controversial topics are mentioned the whole day. If they are brought up by her I can just say, "You know Hun I never thought of it that way I think you might be on to something, lets discuss this next week so you can enjoy your day off." I guess i'm pretty stupid come to think about it. I know the answer but for some reason I keep banging my head against the brick wall. I might have to do some thinking on the physiological mechanics why I do that. Next time I see the Medusa metamorphosis happening i'm going hunting so I can think about it better.
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« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2012, 12:05:53 pm » |
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Facts? That is where we mess up. Facts, truth and stuff like that don't matter.
Words to say. Put these in TBob's post.
I never thought about it that way.
That is very thought provoking.
Wow you really have me thinking about stuff in a new way. So I am not sure what I think any more.
Things not to say.
So do you want to get naked?
It does not matter.
So what?
You talk too much.
Are you going to stop talking sometime today?
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"...A man who has nothing which he cares more about than he does about his personal safety is a miserable creature who has no chance at being free, unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself..." John Stuart Mill
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« Reply #11 on: August 22, 2012, 01:35:56 pm » |
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Main two words is. Your right. Just agree and tone them out. Lol
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« Reply #12 on: August 22, 2012, 01:43:04 pm » |
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thats funny chit man
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« Reply #13 on: August 22, 2012, 02:09:30 pm » |
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Oh yeah and never ever say, "I am sorry I was not listening to you." Even though every man has a maximum listening span of thirty seconds  |
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"...A man who has nothing which he cares more about than he does about his personal safety is a miserable creature who has no chance at being free, unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself..." John Stuart Mill
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« Reply #14 on: August 22, 2012, 02:33:05 pm » |
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Yet we always feel the need to point it out again. Only because they NEVER remember!! Example: Man- hey honey have you seen the remote? Woman- NO! Do I look like your freaking maid!?!?!? Man- sorry. Woman-you sure are! Sorry no good for nothing! Find your own dang remote! Do you have any idea how hard my life is? This girl at ______ is pretty and she makes me sick! Such a ho! And you'd probably loooooooovvve to know her wouldn't you?! Oh I bet you would! And speaking if hoes, I hate your mother she's always getting in our business and putting her nose where it don't belong and speaking of noses, why can't you trim those nose hairs! You look like an old greasy dago! And why don't you ever just wash out the sink after you shave, I mean OMG! hard hard is that and another thing about your mother, I think she's bipolar! I mean fun and sweet one minute and then just one little question just sets her off!!!! Maybe she babied you too dang long when you were growing up and that's why you think I should take care of your every need! I mean how needy are you? And that girl had the nerve to good morning the other day, I mean seriously! What a bi___ !!! can you believe the nerve of her?? Oh I bet you'd loooooovvvvve to "believe the nerve of her" wouldn't you!?!!? You are such a pig ! Uggghh ad speaking of pigs................................ ...... ........ ........ You think she's prettier than me don't you!? DONT YOU!! WELL I HOPE YOU AND JESSICA BIEL ARE HAPPY!!! why don't you just drive out to California and fart in her face and see if shed put up with your fat lazy butt!! You are nothing like my dad! My daddy..... ....... ....... Man- NOW DANGIT! I've had enough! You need to chill out, just quit cleaning, grab some midol and I'll make you a margarita and chill out girl. Woman- wwwwwaaaaaaaaaawwwwwaaaaaaaawwwwwaaaaaa Booohoooo booohhooooo that's nit what this is all about why do you always say that any time your being stupid and making me mad....... Next morning Woman- hey, honey? When your at the store today will you grab some......... I don't see how you just condensed 2 hours worth of nonstop talking into such a short post. INCREDIBLE!!!! |
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« Reply #15 on: August 22, 2012, 02:52:24 pm » |
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I don't have to hear that crap anymore cause I'm single and dating but if you remember what Charlie browns teacher sounded like on the phone. Wah wah wah ! That's what a nagging, emotional woman sounds like to me. Now when one starts all that I just look her in the face while she's going off and picture the look on her face when she's taking a big DUMP!!!. Then they ask " what's so funny" and I always say " you- you're cute when you're mad.
In the game of life womens record is undefeated. 10 billion-N- 0!!!
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« Reply #16 on: August 22, 2012, 03:02:32 pm » |
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ha ha hell i'll give you boy's my philosophy on woemen . gentlemen a women never ever never falls in love with the men they are with . they fall in love with what they THINK they can change that man into lol
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« Reply #17 on: August 22, 2012, 03:36:35 pm » |
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U know I will be reading a post on here and my wife will start talking and I don't hear a word she says and then she expects me to answer to what she just said why can't she learn I'm reading here lol.
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« Reply #18 on: August 22, 2012, 03:48:35 pm » |
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Now when one starts all that I just look her in the face while she's going off and picture the look on her face when she's taking a big DUMP!!!. Well this thread went to chit perty quick. I tune mine out she busts me, she gets mad. I ignore her, she thinks I am mad, she gets mad. I listen and share my views on the matter, she doesnt agree and gets mad. The only time you catch a break is when she is done rattling your head off and falls asleep. It all depends on the woman you come home too, she might look the same but she never acts the same. Save the grass cutting, yard work, honey do's for the days that you walk into a hornets nest. |
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"The problems we face today are there because the people who work
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« Reply #19 on: August 22, 2012, 05:08:02 pm » |
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Mine HATES this website and Facebook. I can be reading on here and never hear a word she says.
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