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« on: January 02, 2013, 11:14:32 pm »

iv had to sleep sitting up in a recliener for a month , well i finaly thought i would try laying in my own bed. it sure felt good. and as i was laying there my wife says to me, i bet you sure miss hunting yur dogs. i said da heffer. she trying to be smart ass , so as i laid there i roll over and smiling at her i asked could you squeal real loud and grunt for me cause i forgot what it sounded like, well boys im back in the old recliener.lol it was funny and she never squealed or grunted.

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« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2013, 11:21:56 pm »

Aw hell I am in trouble for buying my wife an anniversary present. I spent too much money Undecided I don't know if I should be happy or mad. But I drove a long way and got her something nice and she won't even open the box. I am mad, she is mad. I guess next year I will just go hunting on our anniversary and forget the whole thing. That way she will be the only one mad. I think I will take it back and then spend the money buying hunting stuff!
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« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2013, 11:23:23 pm »

Hope you didnt try catching her on the ear Grin
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« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2013, 11:36:17 pm »

But you can get your wife mad because I bet all physical action is off limits. So you can say whatever you want Grin
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« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2013, 12:35:54 am »

bingo, she cant touch me right now,lol
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« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2013, 08:02:52 am »

I feel for ya , spent 5 months in the chair myself once , pissing in a bottle and dumping it out the window , the walls were to small to get a wheelchair around , my wife showered me in the driveway, takes a special women to dump your poop bucket , heal up MR.BENNET  , wish you the best
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« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2013, 08:33:25 am »

Hilarious Monty
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« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2013, 09:46:43 am »

Haha you better take it easy buddy.  Next post we're gonna see is "my wife kicked my a$$ and now I can't hunt for another month..."  Lol
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« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2013, 12:14:23 pm »

Keep em mad and they cant get mad  Wink
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