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Okay guys, I need some help. As most of you already know, Saturday, September 5th 2009, the Betty Crocker Babes will be serving us cookies in their APRONS! One of the stipulations of this contest, is that the guys pick out the aprons, and the girls pick out the panties. I will be having Mandi's apron customized.... I just need some ideas on what to embroidered on the apron.
"I bake cookies, while my better half catches hogs"
"I should have known to leave the men's work to the men!"
"One tough cookie baker"
"Chris was right!"
Y'all help me out here, I want a good caption on her apron.
i think you should put the male sign on all the aprons |
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No matter the outcome just keep this in mind ladies! Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, And still think they are sexy.  Are you talkin bout me  |
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Okay guys, I need some help. As most of you already know, Saturday, September 5th 2009, the Betty Crocker Babes will be serving us cookies in their APRONS! One of the stipulations of this contest, is that the guys pick out the aprons, and the girls pick out the panties. I will be having Mandi's apron customized.... I just need some ideas on what to embroidered on the apron.
"I bake cookies, while my better half catches hogs"
"I should have known to leave the men's work to the men!"
"One tough cookie baker"
"Chris was right!"
Y'all help me out here, I want a good caption on her apron.
How about a short warning for the men they will be serving "NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES" Or my personel favorit (with Cristal the Pistol in mind) "DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN!" Just trying to help Chris. |
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"No man should be allowed to be President who does not understand hogs." - President Harry Truman
“I like hogs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Hogs treat us as equals” - Sir Winston Churchill
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"HE TOLD ME SO, WISH I HAD LISTENED"
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Crystal is at school right now so I am going to put my input!!! The Ten laws I shal bow at all mens feet!!! I shal do what told to do!! I shal cook for him!! I shal clean for him!!! I shal slop the hogs and feed his dogs!!!! I shal give him a bath!!! I shal was his dirty feet!! I shal not get in his way!!! I shal feed him by hand every day!!! Last but not least I SHAL ONLY SPEAK WHEN SPOKEN TOO!!!! |
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Hog hunting can start more crap than anything I have ever seen!(HDLCrystal)
Remember John Wayne was just an actor the real cowboys is who he looked up to..........
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Cward, bud your a$$ is gra$$ when your ol lady sees that You might oughta erase the first part and just leave the last when its about time for her to come home |
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Crystal is at school right now so I am going to put my input!!! The Ten laws I shal bow at all mens feet!!! I shal do what told to do!! I shal cook for him!! I shal clean for him!!! I shal slop the hogs and feed his dogs!!!! I shal give him a bath!!! I shal was his dirty feet!! I shal not get in his way!!! I shal feed him by hand every day!!! Last but not least I SHAL ONLY SPEAK WHEN SPOKEN TOO!!!! wise words !!  |
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Chance, should I take any special precautions when I come by there this evening? I don't want to get caught in any cross fire |
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cward
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Yall all horry and look I going to remove it befeore she gets home!!!! She might put me in the sorryest dogs house we own!!I might get wet tonight!!! I don't think the couch is an option!!  Maybe a life insurance policy!!! |
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Hog hunting can start more crap than anything I have ever seen!(HDLCrystal)
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Yall all horry and look I going to remove it befeore she gets home!!!! She might put me in the sorryest dogs house we own!!I might get wet tonight!!! I don't think the couch is an option!! Maybe a life insurance policy!!! all ive got to say i think youd better hide the shock collar |
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CWARD I hope that you have some good dog houses cause thats probally where you will
stay to night if you not 6' under .
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Being you say that I am going to tell you a quick story about something I did to pistol one time!!We were in tractor supply and I did not know that they left the batteries in the hot shots in the store!!Well you guessed it I stuck one of the yellow and green double shockers And mashed the button!!!It was not worth a chit from there!!! Just thought I would share that with yall!!!I will never stick a hot shot to her even playing around!! Chance
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Hog hunting can start more crap than anything I have ever seen!(HDLCrystal)
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Yall all horry and look I going to remove it befeore she gets home!!!! She might put me in the sorryest dogs house we own!!I might get wet tonight!!! I don't think the couch is an option!! Maybe a life insurance policy!!! If your agent is keeping up with this thread then you can forget a good life insurance policy! lol Just delete and run! |
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Chris, you better add another lot to the auction, because there is no doubt in my mind we'll have an open spot when Crystal gets home.
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what time does Mrs Ward get home. I want to make sure that i am on line at that time
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OOOOOOOOOOOhhh!!!! YOU ARE SOOO GONNA GET IT!! WHEN SHE GETS HOME. What time does she get home? Me and James are going to stand outside and wait for the big mushroom cloud over your house. LOL We were typing at the same time.LOL |
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She should be hear in about 15 miniute!!Nice meeting all of yall!!! But I going to stand my ground!!!  Make sure all my dogs get hunted and take care of my horses!!!! I love my kids!!!! Hope a bay fisherman gets my body and returns it I'll probally be in the trinity river!!! :'( |
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No disrespect Chance....BUT.. I have a feeling when Chance gets out of bed in the morning he puts on his socks and shirt....then sits on the bed and waits for Crystal to tell him what pants to put on....  |
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She just walked in the door!!!! Oh and I wear the paints in this family when she ain't hear!!!! I LOVE YOU BABY!!!!!!!!
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She should be hear in about 15 miniute!!Nice meeting all of yall!!! But I going to stand my ground!!! Make sure all my dogs get hunted and take care of my horses!!!! I love my kids!!!! Hope a bay fisherman gets my body and returns it I'll probally be in the trinity river!!! :'( I want to claim that ol bay horse and while im at it that sorrel too... Ill put em to good use! Well while im at it ill just pick up ellie and gator too... Ike would prob bite my azz if i tried to get him! LOL! You better get your rope out and get her caught before she catches you chance... and you better hope your tie dont slip cause shes gonna be fired up for a while!  |
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