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« on: March 28, 2008, 11:00:10 am »

Thu 03/27/08 05:31 PM
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.

3. Put a couple of giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:


Hey SCOTT, Big JESSE, JACK and BUBBA, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the SNOWBALL AND WILLY -- They attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think SNOWBALL  took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.


PS - I locked both of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.

HEE--HEE---HEEE,, HOW YA LIKE THAT ONE Grin Grin LEEVON
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« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2008, 11:47:12 am »

THATS A GOOD ONE LEEVON AND BET IT WOULD WORK TOO
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« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2008, 11:48:38 am »

  Grin X two on what roger said
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next time I shave my Ass, we are gonna have to glue it on them slick haired ones.
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« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2008, 12:13:26 pm »

lmao  Cheesy
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« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2008, 09:28:32 pm »

Now that's a cool idea!! Grin
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God bless and good hunting,

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