EAST TEXAS HOG DOGGERS FORUM

Hey all you good folks! I was wondering if anyone would know where to buy the "PINK DOG LEADS" preferably with brass clips? Laci wants one bad!!!!! ;D


Started off being about dog leads but, heck with that $hit,,,My stomach hurts so bad from laughing that we need to keep this one going!LMAO ;D

Matt & Chris, my checks hurt from laughing at this! This is a good one!

PLEASE READ ALL POST!!!!!!!!FUNNY CHIT!!!!!

Ugly Dog Ranch sells them, but be sure to specify brass snaps. I have a couple of leads I ordered that have that shipped with plated snaps, and it doesn't take long for them to rust.


The last set of leads I purchased came from Mike Kelley near Cleveland. Nylon/chain, with two brass snaps. They do have pink.
http://shop.kelleysk-lightsupply.com/main.sc

Rick like I told you on the phone. Get the hard ware together and I will braid up some leads for you. And by the way I just took 2 pups up to Cleveland yesterday. So you boys up there better look out. Their is going to be a new bunch of ybmc in yalls country.

Hey Ronnie...can ya make me a pink one?? Rick bought me a red one last year in hopes that noone would want to use it....but I was wrong. So hopefully if I have a pink one nooone will try to claim it!!

You were in my neck of the woods... i'm about 20 miles from there.

 Yes Laci I think we can fix you up.
 Yea sure was Mike. I use to live in Cleveland after I got out of the Marine Corp. I stayed with my aunt & uncle that still live there. Sure did have some good times with my cousins up there!!!! Didnt stick around to long some body might recognize me.

Ronnie,

   You gotta watch that area, lots of pine gobblins in those woods. Hell, I think Mikes one of them, or at least turning into one :o

OK Chris, what is a "pine gobblins"? Call me stupid! Is that some sort of monster Turkey? ???

valley creek has some ice leads that are built to last.

I don't know the exact definition of a pine gobblin, but I know one when I see one.   Here's some pics from up around Mike's neck of the woods to give you an example ;D

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(http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Business/images-3/redneck-toilet.jpg)

(http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/r/redneck_hot_tub-13256.jpg)

(http://i576.photobucket.com/albums/ss202/xpbphoto/redneck.jpg)

(http://bethanybump.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/red_neck_car.jpg)

Come on now man you can't go using my lingo like that and not give me a little credit haha nice pics by the way, good representation there!  Pine goblins and chiterwinchees nothing like em  8)

Ha ha ...what the hell is a chiterwinchee? :o :o :o

Y'all guys are hilarious!!!!!!!

Okay Matt, you need to spill it. What is a Chiterwinch?


BTW, I did hear the term Pine Gobblin from Matt, and I chuckled about it for days remembering the various pine gobblins I have met over the years... ;D

Pronounced (chitter-winch-eez)

That is a term I picked up from a guy that I used to work with from LA and that is what he called the real bad pine goblins, the ones that don't own a car, live in a shack, kill deer all year round for groceries but somehow some way they always have a cigarette in their mouth haha.  There are a few pockets of these folks over around the river around Tarkington and other remote east Texas west louisiana areas.  I think the term really means a real rangy looking sow and since some of those folks have a pretty strong resemblence the name just stuck haha

That 4th picture sure looks like Matt with his shirt off!!!!! ;D

Hell where do you think chris got those pics from  ;D

My uncle used to drive a truck cross country and he and other truck drivers called them "lott lizards"

There's plenty of Lot Lizzards at any truck stop or big rest stop. They're just hookers. I see some trucks come into my shop that have stickers on the door that say "no lot lizzards" :D


I used to go out to the lake with a friend in his power boat, and if we pulled up to the beach club to get a drink, there was always a couple of skanks ready to hop in the boat.  We called them "Dock Spiders", if you weren't quick about things those damn dock spiders would be in your boat before you knew it. ;D

I like it!  There has to be more names out there like that....

Sorry about the post hi-jack haha

My buddy from Flordia(100% Cracker) said PawPaw calls his kids "Grand Yungins"

ive heard the old folks speak of a settlement in southwest louisianna pronounced "cherry winchee". maybe that's what the  fella from La. was speaking of.

We refer to them as Cedar Hackers

Those of you familar with the difference between Lubbock county (where I live) and say Garza or Kent county, we refer to those folks as mesquite monkeys.  ;D

Growing up we spent our summers at Sam Rayburn lake and daddy always referred to those folks as 3 fingered inbred sum b**ches. Looking back I wonder who was more hillbilly, them or us. Dads van with us boys in our undies bedded down in the back and him zinging beer cans out the window for the 11 hour drive with a Jon boat strapped to the roof.
Ah..... memories, un replaceable memories.   

Ok, my hubby wants to know who was in his brothers back yard near Jasper taking those pictures....lol

I went to school In Deweyville Texas. That looks like the Staff and Alumni section of my yearbooks.  :o

Okay Laci Lou! Its Christy! I ordered some pink ones this morning off of Wild Boar USA then I got on here and started reading yalls post and found out you wanted one. How crazy is that! I wont claim yours though...

I'm gonna order me one too. We used to have about 5 of them but are now down to 2. They just seem to disappear!!!!

I dont think all the people around tarkington look like that. I know i have lived in Tarkington all my life and i dont look nothing like that but i have seen some around here where i grew up. i lived in some DEEP riverbottoms and yes there is some just like that down there