EAST TEXAS HOG DOGGERS FORUM

ok so im a contractor right, and mailman said i will help you if you help me at my house...he got problem wit his electrics....so he is in sun,no gloves, and no water to drink. after this we going to his house, inside  cold beer;)(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/03/17/he3epyqu.jpg)

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ok i feel bad. took only 30 min to fix his electrics AND he got me a new cut collar. My wife is right, i am a a**.

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If a word starts with a vowel or a vowel sound then the word before it would be an not a. So you would ba an a**.  ;D

You said contractor not English teacher right ???

i went to public school:(

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X2, gonna duck when i have to take eng1 for college, hell i can barely read write or speak proper english. Do they hav any language classes in east tx english. I think i could pass with flyin colors

This goes with pics not to post on the World Wide Web, hopefully he doesn't get on ETHD ..... Hahahaha lol

he is as "mailman" he is a  cool dude so hopefully we can still hunt together...lol

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He Jedi mind tricked me, cause I didn't even realize I was in the sun with no gloves or water.  LOL

these are not the droids you're looking for.....

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I think you owe him a couple beers rolleyes

yes...but he likes that good stuff..im on a malt liquor budget...lol

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Nothin wrong with the mad dog lol

I bet the Mcdonalds in the collonade shoppin center in Beaumont will disagree with you, back in highschool my buddy got a bit lit on the nasty stuff and took out Mcdonalds drive through order deal and totaled his truck in the process..........I know it sounds bad but it was freakin hilarious at the time!

All those years of mad dog and malt liquor is what made me like the good stuff. You either pay in money our in vomit. Lol what was your flavor? Mine was the orange jubilee. But purple passion was a close second cause the chicks dug it.

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any one remember the drink called Cisco<sp     it was like liquid crack. i drank alot in high school...that is the reason im slow today.

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Watermelon red! Drink the first bottle before you get to the party and drink the other one casually next thing you know your waking up at your buddies house wondering what happened.

Any of you ever try the electric melon (green) or the blue one? God those two are awful they should be illegal lol

 :o :o :o :o :o.........somthing you want to tell us about Josh??? hahaha

the blue one is the flavor that coached my buddy and his truck into the mcdonalds drive thru lol

Lmao man didn't see anything wrong with what I said till you go and twist it  :D

My dad could never figure out how he got a stain on his headliner. We were out one night in highschool. The train tracks were the ones that were higher than the road. I told everyone to hold on but nobody put a hand over MD. As I flew over the tracks everything hit the headliner. A girl was mad because she got some on her coat. But I thought it was funny. Just a few years ago that stain on the headliner came up and I told my dad. He got a chuckle out of it. I still spead up for bumps and holes. I guess I just ain't right in the head.

I remember cisco. The street name was liquid crack. That stuff would hurt the fool who drank it. Lol. Who else always had strawberry hill on hand for the ladies? Couldn't have only been me.

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Lol mailman... Strawberry hill was the pantie dropper of choice... I always drank keystone light and bought strawberry hill for the pipe line girls... Aww those were the days

There was one other boones farm that i bought allot of but i cant remember the name. It was better than strawberry hill.

Boone's Farm fuzzy navel is still the best wine made!  I always hated corks, like the twist tops better.(That's when you KNOW you are drinking a fine wine). lol

just a few more post and i will hit the 1g mark for views...yall funny. i have too many stories that i wanted to forget. thanks for reminding me of all those times. like when you finally wake up and you got two girls in your bed. then you realize is just 1 big 1...:-\:-\:-\:-\:-\

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There, I got you 1k.  Don't say I never did nothin' for ya

ok. now what....

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