When something is expensive it is "higher than a giraffe's a$$?
When someone is tight "they can shove coal up their a$$ and chit out a diamond"
On days like today it is "colder than a well diggers a$$"
Those are good ones Matt. My grandpa always says "he's tighter than bark on a tree"
And "Colder than a well diggers a$$ in Montana".....I think I felt this way today.