In all seriousness, maybe if we ask nice the ladies from Hogs, Dogs,and Lace would do a little video of up close tying. At the least they should be able to post step by step pics. Just saying.
I'm sorry I just seen this!!I think I can get the women to show you how!!

They use a 3/8 rope so the hogs feet don't swell always worked for us!!
The girls call the knot there Rapa - Tapa - Hoiey Knot!! There is a story why the call it that !!
Me and my wife used to see who could tie one faster I can't say who won but she can flat tie one pretty darn fast!!
Any word on this Rapa Tapa Hoiey knot?
Crystal is working on some tax stuff but I will get her to answer you hear after while!!