My Dogos have real nice houses.

They may need TV's next.

The last time you could sleep naked? Just walk out of the bathroom and get in bed

If the wife says anything just say it is your bed and if the kids should not be around you naked they should be in the beds that you bought for them to sleep in the rooms that you paid for. I turn into a real jerk when a kid gets in my bed and my wife gets mad at me so pick your battles.